Underwood in trouble with the law, AGAIN!!!

[bobblehead]

Uh oh. Now you done did it. When I suggested that Cam Newton "looks kinda dumb", Madtown and half the forum gave me a nice little sit down lecture/interevention about how you aren't allowed to judge a book by it's cover, even if that book has a history of stupid and criminal behavior.

Life changing. Inspiring. Heart warning.

Did you say Cam IS dumb, or just that he LOOKS dumb. I would agree with either statement, but we judge the way a dude looks all the time. For instance, Ryan Sandberg looked like an all american guy, but I assure you he was/is an asshat.

[get louder at lambeau]

Cam Newton looks kinda dumb. So does Billy Bob Thornton.

Yep. I reckon. Mmmm hmmm.

[get louder at lambeau]

Did you say Cam IS dumb, or just that he LOOKS dumb. I would agree with either statement, but we judge the way a dude looks all the time. For instance, Ryan Sandberg looked like an all american guy, but I assure you he was/is an asshat.

I've probably said both by now. More often than not, someone who looks noticeably dumb IS dumb, in my experience. Not always, but usually.

I have no idea who Ryan Sandberg is. Does that make me dumb too? You aren't talking about the former Cub, Ryne Sandberg, are you?

[mraynrand]

Ryne Sandberg was so stupid he spelled his own name wrong.

[MJZiggy]

Uh oh. Now you done did it. When I suggested that Cam Newton "looks kinda dumb", Madtown and half the forum gave me a nice little sit down lecture/interevention about how you aren't allowed to judge a book by it's cover, even if that book has a history of stupid and criminal behavior.

Life changing. Inspiring. Heart warning.

Nah. He actually looks kinda dumb. He way overachieved in that relationship and should realize this and be WAAAYYYYYYY more respectful.

[Freak Out]

Ryne Sandberg was so stupid he spelled his own name wrong.

Holy cow!

[Guiness]

Did you say Cam IS dumb, or just that he LOOKS dumb. I would agree with either statement, but we judge the way a dude looks all the time. For instance, Ryan Sandberg looked like an all american guy, but I assure you he was/is an asshat.

Personally, I would've said he sounded dumb, based on his handling of the interview with Gruden. Of course, part of Gruden's job is to put guys off balance, so it's a loaded situation.

edit: just read the article. He pulled her from the car, threw her to the ground, and she's not afraid of him? Sounds like one of two things: She's abusive as well, and this time he got a hold of her before she could get her hands on the frying pan, or she realizes if she gets him in too much trouble, her child support is going to be about 10% of what it will be if he remains with the Pack ($50K/year instead of $500K)

[Iron Mike]

Holy cow!

Harry Caray looks kinda dumb. He looks kinda hammered, also.....

[Fritz]

Those glasses would make the Dali Lama look hammered.

[MJZiggy]

Those glasses would make the Dali Lama look hammered.

And dumb.

[Iron Mike]

Holy cow!! Am I hammered. And dumb.

[MadScientist]

After pleading not guilty Underwood said:

All I can do is be me. God always has a plan and you don’t worry about things you can’t control. I can’t stay in the past, I’ve got to keep moving forward.

Apparently god must be in direct control over Brandon's temper and his dick, because those are the things that got Underwood in trouble for not being under control.