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  • #16
    Originally posted by KYPack View Post
    Maybe he's like George Constanza. He couldn't be cut because he just kept showing up.

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    [QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by swede View Post

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      Fantastic.
      Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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      • #18
        I always thought Thompson looked like he needed to pee in that image.
        "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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        • #19
          Originally posted by MJZiggy View Post
          I always thought Thompson looked like he needed to pee in that image.
          He's just starting the hokey pokey.
          I can't run no more
          With that lawless crowd
          While the killers in high places
          Say their prayers out loud
          But they've summoned, they've summoned up
          A thundercloud
          They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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          • #20
            He's also sporting a disturbing camel toe

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            • #21
              Or he's trying to mask his manly excitement at seeing the wonderful roster he's assembled.
              "The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."

              KYPack

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby View Post
                He's also sporting a disturbing camel toe
                only a hound of your stature would notice such a thing lol.

                funny pick swede.

                I thought it had something to do with passing his physical, before being released, idk.

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                • #23
                  TT: Josh Bell.
                  MM: Who's he?
                  TT: You know, squirrely looking guy, fumbles a lot.
                  MM: Oh, yeah.
                  TT: Yeah, we can't actually find a record of him being a current employee here. I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that he was let go a year ago and no one ever told him about it; but through some kind of glitch in the payroll department, he still gets a paycheck. So we just went ahead and fixed the glitch.
                  MM: Great. So, uh, Bell has been let go?
                  TT: Well, just a second there, professor. We, uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it'll just work itself out naturally. We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem is solved from your end.

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                  • #24
                    Someone needs to tell those guys to stop wearing pleated pants
                    Originally posted by 3irty1
                    This is museum quality stupidity.

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