Predict the Packers Win/Loss Record

[Joemailman]

Put me in for 14-2, please.

Um, there's a poll attached to the thread. Too lazy to vote?

[MJZiggy]

Um, there's a poll attached to the thread. Too lazy to vote?

Failure to pay attention. I was too busy lamenting my back yard. How the fuck do you get rid of massive weeds without chemicals? The food garden is back there and I don't want to eat poison, but damn. Just trying to trim bushes is dangerous work.

Back to the task at hand, the Pack are gonna rock.

[hoosier]

Rent a goat. Or find some deranged deer that like true roughage instead of those cherry-picking mofos that decimate our vegetable garden every summer.

13-3

[MJZiggy]

Rent a goat. Or find some deranged deer that like true roughage instead of those cherry-picking mofos that decimate our vegetable garden every summer.

13-3

Holy shit if you can't actually rent a goat! http://www.goatfinder.com/renting_goats.htm. You can find anything on the internet.

[Packers4Glory]

12-4 if they don't have another retarded yr w/ injuries.

[Iron Mike]

Not like Honey Badger gives a shit, but I'm calling 16-0....

[Joemailman]

Not like Honey Badger gives a shit, but I'm calling 16-0....

Predicting 16-0? You're pretty badass.

[gbgary]

Put me in for 14-2, please.

this!

[hoosier]

Holy shit if you can't actually rent a goat! http://www.goatfinder.com/renting_goats.htm. You can find anything on the internet.

Only downside to a rented goat: realizing you don't want to know what the last guy did with it.

[MadtownPacker]

I voted 10-6 due to a midseason slump that will happen before sneaking into the playoffs and tearing shit up.

[dahammer001]

Record

I think the packers will go 13 and 3 for the season

[smuggler]

Renting goats is awesome. This thread is awesome!!

[wootah]

12-4

On topic: Did you know that the Moroccans were the first people who invented and used the condom, about 2000 years ago? They used the intestines of a goat for this. Many years later, around the 1880's, the British refined this technique by first removing the intestines from the goat.

[mmmdk]

10-6 with Saints marching in on thursday!

[bobblehead]

My prediction for the season is that by week 4, we are 2-2. MM has averaged 13.7 running plays a game at this point. I make my standard week 5 post about defenses teeing off on our QB, not honoring the run, our OL being on their heels and tiring out down the stretch because of it, yada yada yada.

PB, and many others tell me I am nuts and its a passing league. They explain to me that 3 screen plays a game is a great substitute for the run game. They let me know that no one runs the ball anymore....ever. At the end of the season, we have figured out how to run the ball enough to keep our OL fresh, wear down defenses, and keep them honest. We sneak into the playoffs and get to the superbowl where we meet the run first, stop the run first Pittsburg Steelers. Rodgers is brilliant, and Grant gets 19 carries for 75 yards (7 in the first quarter). Everyone says "I told you so, its a passing league".