REPORT: Ronnie Pitts to rape Cam Newton poster

[Zool]

My dream is to have an option to mute the announcers during all sporting events. I'd like to just watch a game and not listen to morons. At home I get TV "personalities". At the games I get fat drunk morons who assume they know every nuance of a football game and want to get into a fight with anyone who says different.

At the Metrodome a few years back I had quite an experience. A very classy woman sitting directly behind me decided to start in. She was explaining to the Packer fan in front of me how, and I quote, "you want Favre's salty discharge on your face". Mind you there were children sitting a mere 3 seats away as she screamed "fuck the Packers and fuck you".

Ahh liquor, you make fucktards stand out like a neon lit Chinese buffet across the street from a weight watchers.

[Scott Campbell]

I liked it when they praised his facial expressions.

They were however fair and balanced when they criticized him for the position of the towel on his head.

[pbmax]

I liked it when they praised his facial expressions.

They were however fair and balanced when they criticized him for the position of the towel on his head.

I was surprised his choice of gum wasn't analyzed, after they noted the import of its presence. At least we weren't treated to "he's like a kid out there".

[Smidgeon]

I thought they just noted that he was chewing. I thought Mora was about to rip him for it then backed off after the towel debacle.

[Brandon494]

I thought they just noted that he was chewing. I thought Mora was about to rip him for it then backed off after the towel debacle.

Yea they did just note he was chewing. They were more analyzing how the guy did not have a smile on his face after playing such a great game because it didn't result in a win.

[mraynrand]

Towelgate has more traction than Gumgate

[Fritz]

My dream is to have an option to mute the announcers during all sporting events. I'd like to just watch a game and not listen to morons. At home I get TV "personalities". At the games I get fat drunk morons who assume they know every nuance of a football game and want to get into a fight with anyone who says different.

At the Metrodome a few years back I had quite an experience. A very classy woman sitting directly behind me decided to start in. She was explaining to the Packer fan in front of me how, and I quote, "you want Favre's salty discharge on your face". Mind you there were children sitting a mere 3 seats away as she screamed "fuck the Packers and fuck you".

Ahh liquor, you make fucktards stand out like a neon lit Chinese buffet across the street from a weight watchers.

Here, here. The only way to combat such fucking drunktards is to become one yourself. Suddenly those around you are delightfully witty, and you yourself elevate your repartee to previously unimagined heights of brilliance and virtuosity.

[Fritz]

Towelgate has more traction than Gumgate

I, however, could not decide whether his picking his uni out of his butt as the clock wound down was an indication of his lack of seriousness about the loss, or whether it merely indicated a delightfully child-like joy and innocence. I was waiting for the announcers to clear this up for me, but alas.

[MadtownPacker]

Yea they did just note he was chewing. They were more analyzing how the guy did not have a smile on his face after playing such a great game because it didn't result in a win.

You and all these gabas are hella racist. I didnt see you or the bitch ass announcers say anything when ARod did (they showed him real quick on the sidelines with a towel on the exact same way). Im thinking it was just fucking humid and that felt good on their domes.

[RashanGary]

In their partial defense, Cam Newton does appear to have the greatest combination of physical dominance and passing skill of any player IMO who's ever entered the NFL. I like his skills over Vick, Favre, AR, S Young, McNabb (shit passer), Ben, McNair, and really any QB I've seen play.

Whether he can get his head really wrapped around the game is yet to be determined, but he has unprecedented talent. We're lucky we got him in week 2. He can single handedly take over a game. You can stop him, you can have your best guy in position to kill him and he gets a way far more often than he gets caught and he breaks your back with a 19 yard run on 3rd and 12. You have to dedicate a spy to him. You have to play zone. Even if he's not AR or Joe Montana with decision making, he's going to get predictable defense because he's so fricking dominant. He's like Randy Moss, Clay Matthews, BJ Raji, Aaron Rodgers. . .. You have to change your whole game to try to beat him and he'll still beat you down.

He's one of the most spectacular football players I've ever seen (short sample of course.) Maybe a young Elway compares, I wasn't old enough to remember that, but Newton is amazing.



But that's their defense. It was still a pathetic broadcast. The good one's have more to talk about and make the headline flow more naturally. They had no real attachment to what was happening on the field. Their inablity to mix what was going on with their big story was sort of pathetic.

[SkinBasket]

They were more analyzing how the guy did not have a smile on his face after playing such a great game because it didn't result in a win.

"Great" game? Great? 3 INTs makes for a great game? Lots of yards that don't produce points are "great" yards?

He demonstrated he can throw a football with both great accuracy and great inaccuracy. He could have easily have had 5 or 6 INTs against a team missing a starting CB and later a starting safety. Would that have made his game even greater?

[MadtownPacker]

I just dont see dude lasting playing like that. At the end of the game he was already gimpy looking. When he was running he was taking some hard cuts that are gonna put him in a bad spot with a knee eventuallyl. He is big but how long can he take getting beat up like that? There is a reason it aint done in the NFL.

[pbmax]

"Great" game? Great? 3 INTs makes for a great game? Lots of yards that don't produce points are "great" yards?

He demonstrated he can throw a football with both great accuracy and great inaccuracy. He could have easily have had 5 or 6 INTs against a team missing a starting CB and later a starting safety. Would that have made his game even greater?

I think that was a paraphrase Skin. Maybe Jim Mora Jr. has a Twitter feed we can complain to directly.

[pbmax]

I just dont see dude lasting playing like that. At the end of the game he was already gimpy looking. When he was running he was taking some hard cuts that are gonna put him in a bad spot with a knee eventuallyl. He is big but how long can he take getting beat up like that? There is a reason it aint done in the NFL.

I am not sure if the team will be able to make hay with that middle option/read, but he doesn't seem particularly eager to run beyond that. Not like Vick was, anyway.

I think like Rodgers he'll learn when to take his shot and then slide and stay down. Question is will his technique catch up to his arm strength? Because some of those loose passes came while he was dancing in the pocket.

[Brandon494]

"Great" game? Great? 3 INTs makes for a great game? Lots of yards that don't produce points are "great" yards?

He demonstrated he can throw a football with both great accuracy and great inaccuracy. He could have easily have had 5 or 6 INTs against a team missing a starting CB and later a starting safety. Would that have made his game even greater?

The guy just set two NFL records in his first two games as a pro, stop being fucking nitpick. Not to mention the guy had no OTAs and did it against the World Champs. Of course your going to have INTs when you ask a rookie to throw it 40+ times with no help from the running game.