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  • #16
    Where the hell are the SNL vids?

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    • #17
      Why did Cutler really leave the NFCC? Menstrual cramps...
      The measure of who we are is what we do with what we have.
      Vince Lombardi

      "Not really interested in being a spoiler or an underdog. We're the Green Bay Packers." McCarthy.

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      • #18
        Bear fan and a Packer fan go out hunting. They come across a sheep with his head wedged between the bars of an old wooden fence, its hind end sticking up and out. The Packer fan drops his drawers and proceeds to have intercourse with the sheep. The Packer fan then pulls up his pants, turns to the Bears fan, and says "Okay, your turn."

        So the Bears fan drops his drawers - then goes to his knees and wedges his head in between the bars of the fence.
        "The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."

        KYPack

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        • #19
          Do you know why the Chicago Bears call their quarterback
          “Fifty-Cents” ???

          Because Jay Cutler is only good for 2 quarters…
          I can't run no more
          With that lawless crowd
          While the killers in high places
          Say their prayers out loud
          But they've summoned, they've summoned up
          A thundercloud
          They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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          • #20
            from another forum someone sent to me:

            Please don't turn this joke into a political debate but I did think it was funny...

            A Green Bay Packers Question


            Last year……After the Packers / Bills game, Buffalo released quarterback Trent Edwards.

            During the Packers / Eagles game, the Packers injured Philadelphia quarterback Kevin Kolb. Philadelphia then had to play backup quarterback Michael Vick.

            During a playoff game against the Eagles, the Packers injured Michael Vick and another backup was needed.

            After the Packers / Cowboys game, Dallas fired Wade Phillips and most of his staff.

            After the Packers / Vikings game, Minnesota fired Brad Childress and most of his staff.

            Four weeks after losing to the Packers, the 49er's coach Mike Singletary and most of his staff were fired and replaced.

            During the Bears Playoff game, the Packers injured Jay Cutler and backup Todd Collins forcing the Bears to go with 3rd string quarterback Caleb Hanie.

            Question: Is it just me, or did the Packers create more jobs than Obama last year?
            Lombardi told Starr to "Run it, and let's get the hell out of here!" - 'Ice Bowl' December 31, 1967

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            • #21
              I just saw on ESPN that the Bears have signed Chaz Bono to back up on the offensive line.

              I heard that guy's a real dick.
              "The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."

              KYPack

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              • #22
                I just heard that Obama hired Lovie to be the new secretary of defense and the rest of the Bears to run the airforce because nobody can Bomb out more than the Bears

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by sheepshead View Post
                  from another forum someone sent to me:

                  Please don't turn this joke into a political debate but I did think it was funny...

                  A Green Bay Packers Question


                  Last year……After the Packers / Bills game, Buffalo released quarterback Trent Edwards.

                  During the Packers / Eagles game, the Packers injured Philadelphia quarterback Kevin Kolb. Philadelphia then had to play backup quarterback Michael Vick.

                  During a playoff game against the Eagles, the Packers injured Michael Vick and another backup was needed.

                  After the Packers / Cowboys game, Dallas fired Wade Phillips and most of his staff.

                  After the Packers / Vikings game, Minnesota fired Brad Childress and most of his staff.

                  Four weeks after losing to the Packers, the 49er's coach Mike Singletary and most of his staff were fired and replaced.

                  During the Bears Playoff game, the Packers injured Jay Cutler and backup Todd Collins forcing the Bears to go with 3rd string quarterback Caleb Hanie.

                  Question: Is it just me, or did the Packers create more jobs than Obama last year?
                  This joke makes no sense - people were fired and hired. No net jobs were created or saved or lost. I will not make a political joke about it.
                  "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by mraynrand View Post
                    This joke makes no sense - people were fired and hired. No net jobs were created or saved or lost. I will not make a political joke about it.
                    I know, but what's great is the younger generation rejecting liberalism as many of us did similarly in the late 70s. I thought it was cute
                    Lombardi told Starr to "Run it, and let's get the hell out of here!" - 'Ice Bowl' December 31, 1967

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