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    Why God is a Packer Fan?

    So why is he/she a Packer fan? (Don't go in a religious direction with this question--not meant for that. See my rat name for more info.).

    The side story is that I made this comment to one of the people I work with (who, coincidentally, is a Vikes fan) and I have to come up with a witty and clever retort. Need some help.

    Bring it Packer Rats!

    tyler
    Receive thy new Possessor: One who brings
    A mind not to be chang'd by Place or Time.
    The mind is its own place, and in it self
    Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n.

    "Paradise Lost"-John Milton
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    Because He doesn't like to watch football through a teflon lens. Hankydome, Rollerdome.
    Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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    • #3
      I think dallas is the only team arrogant enought to really think that...we all just poke at them about it.

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      • #4
        GOD is a Packer FAN:

        Because his favourite colors are Green n' Gold.

        Hey GOD ! - HELP Ehh !!
        ** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
        ** To download Jesus Loves Me ring tones, you'll need a cell phone mame
        ** If God doesn't fish, play poker or pull for " the Packers ", exactly what does HE do with his buds?
        ** Rather than love, money or fame - give me TRUTH: Henry D. Thoreau

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        • #5
          Originally posted by woodbuck27

          Hey GOD ! - HELP Ehh !!

          right, can he help a brotha out!

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          • #6
            I am a Packer Fan....

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            • #7
              Re: Why God is a Packer Fan?

              Originally posted by jack's smirking revenge
              So why is he/she a Packer fan?
              Because it's the lost 11th commandment.

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              • #8
                Because he/she is a season ticket holder on the 50 yard line.
                Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
                Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.

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                • #9
                  Re: Why God is a Packer Fan?

                  Originally posted by jack's smirking revenge
                  So why is he/she a Packer fan?
                  Who's gonna argue with Vince Lombardi, especially with #66 at side?

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                  • #10
                    Smallest town in all of professional sports.
                    Outdoor sport in a poor climate.
                    Working class town, not affluent.
                    Working class state, not affluent.

                    Yet the team has:
                    Sellouts for every game.
                    Practices attended like games.
                    Record of success that is unparalleled in the sport.
                    Season ticket waiting list lasting generations.

                    How can God NOT have a hand in this????

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                    • #11
                      Why is God a Packer fan?

                      Because Reggie told us so!

                      (Isn't that why he told Reggie to come to Green Bay?)

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                      • #12
                        Look how much green and gold abounds in nature....
                        "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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                        • #13
                          because God asked Chuck Norris who he should cheer for and Chuck Norris said the Packers.
                          Swede: My expertise in this area is extensive. The essential difference between a "battleship" and an "aircraft carrier" is that an aircraft carrier requires five direct hits to sink, but it takes only four direct hits to sink a battleship.

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                          • #14
                            No mortal is wise enough to know why God is what he is or does what he does.

                            All we know is that only through the grace of God could we have the most tradition-rich team in all of sports in the most beautiful part of the country, with a team whose ownership made everything possible through their charitable contributions, rather than a greedy owner... - [and all that stuff that Patler said].

                            "Reggie, this is God. Go to Green Bay."

                            And Reggie served the Lord.

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                            • #15
                              Well, because Minnesota was originally the Land of Nod (where Cain went) and Peshtigo was originally The Garden of Eden, long before it was destroyed by the fire started by Mrs. O'Leary's cow (through pyrokinesis). That cow was from Chicago, as you know, which certainly was no coincidence!

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