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No longer the member of any fan clubs. I'm tired of jinxing players out of the league and into obscurity. -
That wasn't very good, but I like the idea.
Josh Freeman should be Luke Cage, Hero for hire:
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Cam Newton is too talented to be a second-tier hero. He's a man among boys, and he carries himself above, like a god. Talented, and justifiably arrogant. He should be The Silver Surfer:
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Brett Favre is too stupid to stop playing when he's hurt. At the height of his powers he'd rather run through you than hook slide. Belligerent, and not too bright, but generally has a good heart. Flawed by an overconfidence in his powers, he's:
The Thing!
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This is quite possibly the greatest thread in historyAll tyrannies rule through fraud and force, but once the fraud is exposed they must rely exclusively on force.
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Thats shits just too badazz!!
Great thread, the comparisons are great. ARod rightfully deserves his.Comment
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By all reports, Ben Roethlisberger is a student of the game. In the film room, he has his pen out, he takes notes, offers suggestions to the coaching staff, and even organizes game plans. Most of the time on the field he is cool and in control. But, when he gets angry on the field, or gets a rush of male hormones in the nightclub, he loses that human veneer, and becomes mean, nasty, a true animal with otherworldly strength and stamina. It is as though his blood has been replaced with Viagra. He cannot be tackled, nor he cannot be stopped with a "No I don't want to go into the ladies room with you," In short(s), he becomes:
The Incredible Hulk:
"Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - WoodbuckComment
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I would have made Tom Brady Silver Surfer with BB as Galacticus.All tyrannies rule through fraud and force, but once the fraud is exposed they must rely exclusively on force.
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i can't believe two guys actually risked their lives for that shit.Originally posted by MadtownPacker View Post
Thats shits just too badazz!!
Great thread, the comparisons are great. ARod rightfully deserves his.
and did the shark explode when it hit the water?
gotta love 60's TV. anyone remember this gem
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Kirk vs. "The Gorn" in Arena: Awesome.
Check out this spoof:
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I like Shatner's fights in the Star Trek movies where his rug and corset both get knocked out of place.Comment
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He was the Rose Bowl Grand Marshall in 94 when the Badgers went. I got to meet him standing in line for the port-o-potties. He is at most 5'4" tall. I don't think he made it up to my shoulders.Originally posted by KYPack View PostBut Rodgers leads the league in frumpy expressions and negative body language on the sideline, which makes him, like Josh Allen, a unique double threat.
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That wasn't a joke? Damn, that is terrible!Originally posted by red View Posti can't believe two guys actually risked their lives for that shit.
and did the shark explode when it hit the water?
gotta love 60's TV. anyone remember this gem
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nope, its real lolOriginally posted by channtheman View PostThat wasn't a joke? Damn, that is terrible!
and while we're on the subject of shatner. this has to be one of the greatest SNL skits ever
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