The Greatest Story Ever Told About Ray Edwards

[mraynrand]

Don't worry, gramps wasn't hanging out. The kid sank his teeth into the blue jeans. But it was not the blue jeans that suffered.

If that's on camera, you're almost guaranteed an appearance on "America's Funniest Home Accidents, Injuries and Decapitations"

[hoosier]

Unfortunately the video cam was not handy when it happened. And as is usually the case with such things, nobody (especially the victim) really paid much attention to what was going on until it was too late. The two year old and grandpa, their fifteen minutes of fame have come and gone in the blink of an eye.

[MJZiggy]

See, this is what I love coming home to after a hard day at the office. Priceless.

[Fritz]

Don't you feel just a little weird about your two year old biting Gramp's schlong? Let's see...there's a boy biting a man's schlong....and there's the incest thing....and that you talked about filming it all....

Holy smokes. We're getting into Brent Favre territory here.

[Guiness]

That's hilarious, and the way he handled it when asked was great. No Suh-like 'no, I didn't do that!'. He said yup, I did it, and dammit, he deserved it!

my obligatory wienie story: A while back, I was visiting a friend who's son was about 3-4. I just in the door and he come running over with a cape and mask, singing duna na na nah na na BATMAN and lands a right jab straight from the shoulder.

I drop.

[MJZiggy]

So there is one teenie tiny advantage to being female...

[hoosier]

A teeny weenie advantage.

Weird about Grandpa's schlong? Nah. Usually we go out of our way to make sure the grandparents don't have to do any of the undesirable stuff like changing diapers and wiping noses. But in this case, I have to admit that my first thought was, better him than me. Only then did I threaten to build a dog house in the back yard for the two year old.

By the way, Bert has nothing on southern Indiana when it comes to the culture of perversity.