And you thought you had a bad day....

[Kiwon]

Boy, did he get hammered, eh?

The girlie is OK, she's on paid leave.

It will be a few years before Bobby Boy gets a gig at a minor program.

Au contraire, my Kentucky Fried friend (by the way, I did see the real Colonel Sanders one time as a kid),

She received $20,000 from Sugar Daddy Bobby with which she purchased a car. Where did the money come from? What if it came out of the University's Athletic budget?

What's telling is that Petrino isn't seeking anything from the university by way of severance payments, etc. My guess is that there are some other hidden gems that he hopes don't get discovered.

Jessica's life at UA is over and this thing will follow her. But she'll land on her feet (or her back) and find another guy to charm. Her type never really goes away.

[pbmax]

Au contraire, my Kentucky Fried friend (by the way, I did see the real Colonel Sanders one time as a kid),

She received $20,000 from Sugar Daddy Bobby with which she purchased a car. Where did the money come from? What if it came out of the University's Athletic budget?

What's telling is that Petrino isn't seeking anything from the university by way of severance payments, etc. My guess is that there are some other hidden gems that he hopes don't get discovered.

Jessica's life at UA is over and this thing will follow her. But she'll land on her feet (or her back) and find another guy to charm. Her type never really goes away.

The poor hiring decision gives the University an easy out. He would have a devil of a time defending that decision in any forum and I doubt he wants to give everyone the opportunity to rehash the whole thing over and over again in multiple venues. You really have to screw up as a head coach of a revenue sport to not leave with a settlement, but Bobby did it.

If he had just paid her and not given her the job, he would still be coaching. If he had paid $50/month for his own cell phone, he wouldn't be airing his own dirty laundry through FOIA requests.

What I find surprising is the lack of outrage among the sports punditry over the relationship. Unlike politicians, apparently everyone associated with college athletics expects the HC from a BCS school to have something on the side.

[Kiwon]

Yeah, that's true about the cell phone. Now his wife and kids will get to read about the nasty things he wanted to do with Ms. X-Rated Razorback.

Maybe Petrino will do a promotion for Net10 in the future after his wife divorces him.

[woodbuck27]

http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/story/18525589/petrino-saga-another-reminder-of-new-rules-for-coaches

Friday April 13, 2012 - 10:33 AM

Petrino saga another reminder of new rules for high-profile coaches

Comment wodbuck27:

That's what's called 'laying down 'the wood'.

** Coaching again!?? Not likely in any football program. Not likely in any community based program. He might get a position at 'a hat and coat check' for some nightclub.

It's called 'a fall from grace'. How far 'the deserving' do fall.

[sheepshead]

5 words Ray cant say no to : Would you like that supersized?

[KYPack]

Petrino is a little dumber than I thought. He used an Athletic Dept phone. The media can get those phone records and they are doing just that. Lover boy called his GF 4300 times since he got the phone.

This is a good fuck-up on Petrino's part and it'll only get worse.

[Freak Out]

4300 times? Dude is insane.

[gbgary]

When your 51 and a head coach you buy a bike to keep you young. In order to remain young, you take your 25 year old girlfriend for a bike ride. When you you take your 25 year old girlfriend for a bike ride, she might give you a reach around. When you get a reach around, it becomes hard to maneuver those Ozark Mountain curves when someone is pulling your clutch. When someone is pulling your clutch, you end up in a road side ditch. Don't end up in a roadside ditch like Bobby Petrino, Get Direct TV

how did i miss this post?!

[gbgary]

Petrino is a little dumber than I thought. He used an Athletic Dept phone. The media can get those phone records and they are doing just that. Lover boy called his GF 4300 times since he got the phone.

This is a good fuck-up on Petrino's part and it'll only get worse.

i heard it was text msgs...still.

[Cleft Crusty]

4300 times? Dude is insane.

I've been married for close to 40 years and I haven't called my wife more than 50 times. And 'text message?' What in the world is that? Is that like a note on one of those sticky yellow things?'

[pbmax]

I've been married for close to 40 years and I haven't called my wife more than 50 times. And 'text message?' What in the world is that? Is that like a note on one of those sticky yellow things?'

Its kind of like a telegraph.

[woodbuck27]

Its kind of like a telegraph.

Isn't 'a Text Message' something you have to see in an airplane?

[Smeefers]

I think good ol Bobby could have a new gig at a minor program as soon as this year if he wanted to do it. Are you telling me the university of Oshkosh wouldn't hire him as a coach? You guys have way to much faith that all the universities out there will do what is right instead of what is right for the pocket book.

[woodbuck27]

I think good ol Bobby could have a new gig at a minor program as soon as this year if he wanted to do it. Are you telling me the university of Oshkosh wouldn't hire him as a coach? You guys have way to much faith that all the universities out there will do what is right instead of what is right for the pocket book.

He's too ugly to get hird at McDonalds.

I see him opening a pawn shop in some Neo Nazi, faschist, homosexual strip neighbourhod of shops located on some street somewhere in obscure America.

Bobby will seek a quiet life. He wants to upgrade his image. Find 'the Lord'. Assist those in most need.

[KYPack]

I think good ol Bobby could have a new gig at a minor program as soon as this year if he wanted to do it. Are you telling me the university of Oshkosh wouldn't hire him as a coach? You guys have way to much faith that all the universities out there will do what is right instead of what is right for the pocket book.

"Remember the Titans", eh Smeef?