Official 2012 Fire Shawn Slocim! Thread

[Joemailman]

How can a special teams unit that has Jarrett Bush not be #1 in the NFL?

The answer: Shawn F*#&in' Slocum.

Come on MM. Fire his ass today!

Please keep in mind that only on Wednesday can you call for the firing of Shawn Slocum.

[denverYooper]

I'm on board.

[Smeefers]

Fuck that guy.

[channtheman]

Oh thank God. I was hoping a topic like this would come up. The misspelling of the name in the thread title is a nice touch as well.

[Guiness]

Please keep in mind that only on Wednesday can you call for the firing of Shawn Slocum.

You forgot that you can also call for his firing on Tuesday and Thursday if you're not sure what day it is, Fridays if you really feel like it, and week-ends are alright too.

[Upnorth]

You forgot that you can also call for his firing on Tuesday and Thursday if you're not sure what day it is, Fridays if you really feel like it, and week-ends are alright too.

BUt Monday, thats right out. So if any of you say Fire Slucum on Monday, Guiness will sick his dog on you.

[denverYooper]

You forgot that you can also call for his firing on Tuesday and Thursday if you're not sure what day it is, Fridays if you really feel like it, and week-ends are alright too.

Mondays after an abysmal ST performance are fertile fields in which to sow your discontent as well.

[pbmax]

2012 was clearly the exception that proves the rule. Fire Slocum!

[Joemailman]

You forgot that you can also call for his firing on Tuesday and Thursday if you're not sure what day it is, Fridays if you really feel like it, and week-ends are alright too.

You're lucky I'm not a moderator.

[Willard]

I'm thinking the next step the P'Rats can take
is to create a new definition for the word "Slocum", a la "Santorum". I am sure you sick bastards can come up with a definition so disgusting ("...a frothy mix of....") and get it to show up whenever someone Googles "Slocum" that Big Mike will have to fire his ass for not being "Packer People".
Hmmmm.....so what could the definition of "Slocum" be?

[Smidgeon]

I'm thinking the next step the P'Rats can take
is to create a new definition for the word "Slocum", a la "Santorum". I am sure you sick bastards can come up with a definition so disgusting ("...a frothy mix of....") and get it to show up whenever someone Googles "Slocum" that Big Mike will have to fire his ass for not being "Packer People".
Hmmmm.....so what could the definition of "Slocum" be?

"Scrotum" Slocum?

[George Cumby]

How can a special teams unit that has Jarrett Bush not be #1 in the NFL?

The answer: Shawn F*#&in' Slocum.

Come on MM. Fire his ass today!

Please keep in mind that only on Wednesday can you call for the firing of Shawn Slocum.

I apologize for my faux pas in another thread for requesting Smocul's ouster on a Tuesday. I erred, grotesquely so, and will endeavor to not allow a such an egregious breach of etiquette to happen again.

I am sorry.

That being said:

Aaaaaw fuck, it's Thursday........

[woodbuck27]

Mondays after an abysmal ST performance are fertile fields in which to sow your discontent as well.

To avoid an argument I propose that every day is 'FIRE' Packers ST's Coach Shawn Slocum Day.

but wait..............

[Gunakor]

To avoid an argument I propose that every day is 'FIRE' Packers ST's Coach Shawn Slocum Day.

but wait..............

The rules were established by higher powers on this one. Fire Slocum day is Wednesday. To avoid an argument I propose everyone fall in line and obey the rules. Today is now Thursday. So I better not hear any further proposals regarding the termination of Mr. Slocum for 6 more days.

Yes, that was meant to sound serious. I'm dead serious on this. See this? This is my serious face.

[woodbuck27]

The rules were established by higher powers on this one. Fire Slocum day is Wednesday. To avoid an argument I propose everyone fall in line and obey the rules. Today is now Thursday. So I better not hear any further proposals regarding the termination of Mr. Slocum for 6 more days.

Yes, that was meant to sound serious. I'm dead serious on this. See this? This is my serious face.

That one's easy:

You win !

THE GREEN BAY PACKERS !