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  • #91
    Originally posted by Smeefers View Post
    Got I hate this guy. Like, so much. It's a hate that just grows and grows and grows. Hopefully, I hate him so much that he does a good job this year. Either that or moves to Timbuktu.
    His ability to channel so much hatred and still continue makes him worthy of a promotion. Lets make it happen.
    All tyrannies rule through fraud and force, but once the fraud is exposed they must rely exclusively on force.

    George Orwell

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    • #92
      Sure, he's probably on vacation, but still ...

      Fire Slocum!
      Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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      • #93
        Originally posted by pbmax View Post
        Sure, he's probably on vacation, but still ...

        Fire Slocum!
        Paging Mr Slocum, there is a person on the house phone who wishes to fire you.
        All tyrannies rule through fraud and force, but once the fraud is exposed they must rely exclusively on force.

        George Orwell

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        • #94
          Dear Mr. Slocum:

          No need for you to end your vacation. Ever.
          I can't run no more
          With that lawless crowd
          While the killers in high places
          Say their prayers out loud
          But they've summoned, they've summoned up
          A thundercloud
          They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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          • #95
            Dear Mr. Mark Murphy,

            It is time to fire Mr. Slocum. That is all.

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            • #96
              Dear Mr. Slocum,

              After further review, it has come to our attention that you are in fact the sole reason as to why Tramon Williams' shoulder has not healed properly. Therefore, sir, you are fired.

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              • #97
                Originally posted by Joemailman View Post
                Dear Mr. Slocum:

                No need for you to end your vacation. Ever.
                Unless it's coaching for the Bears.

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                • #98
                  Dear Mr. Slocum,

                  Your dog did not die of natural causes. Please reconsider the merits of an immediate resignation.

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                  • #99
                    Originally posted by sharpe1027 View Post
                    Dear Mr. Slocum,

                    Your dog did not die of natural causes. Please reconsider the merits of an immediate resignation.
                    Today is Thursday. Back off!
                    I can't run no more
                    With that lawless crowd
                    While the killers in high places
                    Say their prayers out loud
                    But they've summoned, they've summoned up
                    A thundercloud
                    They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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                    • Originally posted by Joemailman View Post
                      Today is Thursday. Back off!
                      Its resignation day, do we need to send out the memo again??? Just cant trust teh mail these days.
                      Further mr Slocum we do not appreciate your working voodoo magic on our mailman, so please tender your resignation.
                      All tyrannies rule through fraud and force, but once the fraud is exposed they must rely exclusively on force.

                      George Orwell

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                      • Originally posted by Upnorth View Post
                        Its resignation day, do we need to send out the memo again??? Just cant trust teh mail these days.
                        Further mr Slocum we do not appreciate your working voodoo magic on our mailman, so please tender your resignation.
                        Perhaps we need a separate resignation/Thursday thread?

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                        • Enjoying your summer holidays Mr Slocum? Here is an invitation to a permanent vacation! Fire Slocum!
                          All tyrannies rule through fraud and force, but once the fraud is exposed they must rely exclusively on force.

                          George Orwell

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                          • Mr. Slocum,

                            You have the opportunity to resign,
                            We've decided to go in a different direction,
                            We have a new corporate mandate,
                            We are downsizing,
                            You are being negatively retained.
                            We are reorganizing and you are no longer needed,
                            We have a zero-tolerance policy.

                            Take your pick and please leave the premises.

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                            • Hello All

                              I'm a leftover poster from the old Bubbler Board who's been rudderless and adrift on the blogging ocean, looking for a port. So as my initial post it seemed rather safe to bump this thread. It is Wednesday after all.

                              It seems Mr. Slocum really needs to go.

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                              • Welcome aboard, QB. I posted on the Bubbler some. You were a good poster and are not one of Tank's alter egos.

                                This is a good forum, if a little bizarre.

                                We like it like that.

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