Who's going to suck?

[wootah]

If he's coachable, his style will change. Greene will not be coaching him to go around people, but to go through people. The comparison to Thompson may be a legitimate one, but Thompson had stinger problems which may have tempered his aggressiveness.

Thompson had those issues since day 1; he had the "looks like tarzan/plays like cutler" label already at draft day. He was a physical specimen, but it seems his mindset didn't match that of his job description.

[BobDobbs]

Don't forget this thread is about who's going to suck. Mike Da iels gets my vote. He's going to suck incessantly. McMillan will suck this year as a safety, but will improve next year.

The thing you have to realize about Daniels is he's actually a dwarf. People say he's short, but that's just by human standards. He's actually a really tall dwarf. Just look at him. He's got mad dwarf strength.

[Fritz]

By God you're right. He's a dwarf. He and Mason Crosby could start a club.

[wootah]

I heard somewhere that dwarves have good pad level.

[hoosier]

Daniels is no dwarf. Here is your real dwarf. Silverstein predicts that if Saturday goes down, it will be Sampson Genus and not EDS who fills his shoes.

[smuggler]

EDS is probably better suited to play guard. He played pretty well last year, but I pray neither Lang nor Sitton go down.

[George Cumby]

The thing you have to realize about Daniels is he's actually a dwarf. People say he's short, but that's just by human standards. He's actually a really tall dwarf. Just look at him. He's got mad dwarf strength.

Now if we can get opposing team's OL to dress as orcs, we're in business.+3 Damage versus Giant Class!

Seriously, though. Look how long his arms are compared to his short torso. He is going to be hard to block.

[BobDobbs]

Now if we can get opposing team's OL to dress as orcs, we're in business.+3 Damage versus Giant Class!

Seriously, though. Look how long his arms are compared to his short torso. He is going to be hard to block.

And it looks like he hides a bunch of snacks under his jersey, too. Good for keeping up the stamina during the fourth quarter.

[smuggler]

Daniels and Genus are body-type oddities. That's awesome. Saturday, too, really.

[Bossman641]

Marc Tyler will suck

Manning and Perry will disappoint

[rbaloha1]

Daniels and Genus are body-type oddities. That's awesome. Saturday, too, really.

Meaningless -- recall bag of donuts, tauscher and jurkovich.

[Upnorth]

Now that I have more info, I predict Quarless will have a meaningless season for the pack.

[Fritz]

Up until the end of the season, when he rounds into form and becomes a great blocker and pass-catching threat opposite Finley in the playoffs. Meanwhile, Tom Taylor - or is it Ryan Crabtree? - becomes as useless as a eunuch's penis.

[sharpe1027]

Up until the end of the season, when he rounds into form and becomes a great blocker and pass-catching threat opposite Finley in the playoffs. Meanwhile, Tom Taylor - or is it Ryan Crabtree? - becomes as useless as a eunuch's penis.

So still somewhat useful?

[Fritz]

And they're off! Here at the 2012 Training Camp Suckage Derby, Sam Shields breaks fast out of the gate and leads the Pack!