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Now that the great Bob McGinn has graded the Packers, it is T.E.D's turn. For the clueless, T.E.D stands for Tank Elf Duke.
Quarterbacks (grade in parenthesis):
Rodgers (C)- Like it or not everything Rodgers does in his career will be compared to the G.O.A.T...As the world turns, Rodgers' career path is deviating further and further away from Favre's - for the worse...In his first playoff game, Rodgers overthrew a WIDE OPEN Greg Jennings in the clutch, a costly mistake that eventually cost the Packers their playoff game against Kurt Warner; by comparison, in the G.O.A.T's first playoff game he connected with a WIDE OPEN Sterling Sharpe, an awesome throw that eventually beat Barry Sanders...After the G.O.A.T won his first Super Bowl, he led the Packers back to the Super Bowl; after Rodgers won his first Super Bowl, he led the Packers to a very fucking 1 and Done...Favre, as reigning NFL MVP, played like an MVP; Rodgers, as reigning MVP, played like a rookie who had no fucking clue how to beat the two shell defense...Rodgers also held the ball longer than it takes Bob Dole to play a round of golf...The G.O.A.T, single-highhandedly might I add, beat the shit out of the FuckingNiners the first time he played them in the playoffs; Rodgers, well, he got his shit beaten by the FuckingNiners.
Harrell (D-)- Was terrible in the pre-season; was terrible in his token appearances during the regular season...Despite the many sacks Rodgers took, he was able to display G.O.A.T toughness...Thank Deity.
Runningbacks:
DuJuan Harris (A) - In the show "King of the Hill" John Redcorn is always known as 'John Redcorn.' Likewise, I will refer to DuJuan Harris by his full name...DuJuan Harris is THAT awesome...DuJuan Harris came out of nowhere and took the league by storm...That someone called him a "Tyrell Sutton" clone is laughable...DuJuan Harris should be the Packers' feature back in 2013...1,600+ yards and 15+ tds in 2013...Bank on it.
Benson (B-) - Was giving the Packers a respectable run game until his injury...Kinda bittersweet b/c the injury gave DuJuan Harris an opportunity...Wouldn't hurt to bring Benson back next season.
Green (C) - Rare as it was, Green showed glimpses of Adrian Peterson at times...But it was an illusion...Would make a great 3rd down back.
Kuhn (D) - Not the short-yardage back he once was...Couldn't gain a yard on those stupid FB dives to save his 8 inch sword...Why the fuck was he still playing on third downs?...Yo McRetardy, d-coordinators don't blitz you anymore!
Starks (D-) - Was more injury-prone than Don Majikowski.
Wide Receivers:
Cobb (A-) - Did everything except punt and kick the ball...Negative? Averaged less than 12 yards a catch.
Jones (B+) - Was a touchdown machine...Nice guy, good player...But as a GM, I'd trade Jones and keep Jennings.
Nelson (B) - Biggest and most physical player on the roster....Yet, was even more fragile than Jennings.
Jennings (C) - When healthy, this guy is elite...I'd trade Jones and keep Jennings.
Boykins (D) - Ran up and down the field a few times on special teams...Not a bad way to make 6 figures.
Driver (D) - Clearly, the Packers were preparing Driver for a coaching gag when he retires.
Ross (D-) - Got some folks a bit hard in the two games he played against the Vikings...Then went to The Castro and laid a big fucking egg.
Tight Ends:
J-Mike (B+) - Would be putting up huge numbers in an offense like New England's or New Orleans...Was open at least a dozen times a game but the extremely sensitive Rodgers didn't bother to look J-Mike's way...Go J-Mike!...Go J-Mike! (And go J-Walk!)
Crabtree (C) - With body full of tattoos, Crabtree made a few nice plays here and there.
Williams (D+) - Wrestled a cow but played like a cowgirl...What does the cowgirl position look like when one wrestles a cow?...LOL. I am fucking funny.
Taylor (D-) - This guy was on the team? Ted Thompson loves tight ends, literally.
Quarless (INC) - Ball dropped. Incomplete.
Offensive Line:
F - What a pathetic, iniquitous, nefarious, fraudulent bunch of fat guys...Except for maybe Sitton everyone else is replaceable and should be replaced...Oh, btw, fire Champen...Mike Tice is a available.
Quarterbacks (grade in parenthesis):
Rodgers (C)- Like it or not everything Rodgers does in his career will be compared to the G.O.A.T...As the world turns, Rodgers' career path is deviating further and further away from Favre's - for the worse...In his first playoff game, Rodgers overthrew a WIDE OPEN Greg Jennings in the clutch, a costly mistake that eventually cost the Packers their playoff game against Kurt Warner; by comparison, in the G.O.A.T's first playoff game he connected with a WIDE OPEN Sterling Sharpe, an awesome throw that eventually beat Barry Sanders...After the G.O.A.T won his first Super Bowl, he led the Packers back to the Super Bowl; after Rodgers won his first Super Bowl, he led the Packers to a very fucking 1 and Done...Favre, as reigning NFL MVP, played like an MVP; Rodgers, as reigning MVP, played like a rookie who had no fucking clue how to beat the two shell defense...Rodgers also held the ball longer than it takes Bob Dole to play a round of golf...The G.O.A.T, single-highhandedly might I add, beat the shit out of the FuckingNiners the first time he played them in the playoffs; Rodgers, well, he got his shit beaten by the FuckingNiners.
Harrell (D-)- Was terrible in the pre-season; was terrible in his token appearances during the regular season...Despite the many sacks Rodgers took, he was able to display G.O.A.T toughness...Thank Deity.
Runningbacks:
DuJuan Harris (A) - In the show "King of the Hill" John Redcorn is always known as 'John Redcorn.' Likewise, I will refer to DuJuan Harris by his full name...DuJuan Harris is THAT awesome...DuJuan Harris came out of nowhere and took the league by storm...That someone called him a "Tyrell Sutton" clone is laughable...DuJuan Harris should be the Packers' feature back in 2013...1,600+ yards and 15+ tds in 2013...Bank on it.
Benson (B-) - Was giving the Packers a respectable run game until his injury...Kinda bittersweet b/c the injury gave DuJuan Harris an opportunity...Wouldn't hurt to bring Benson back next season.
Green (C) - Rare as it was, Green showed glimpses of Adrian Peterson at times...But it was an illusion...Would make a great 3rd down back.
Kuhn (D) - Not the short-yardage back he once was...Couldn't gain a yard on those stupid FB dives to save his 8 inch sword...Why the fuck was he still playing on third downs?...Yo McRetardy, d-coordinators don't blitz you anymore!
Starks (D-) - Was more injury-prone than Don Majikowski.
Wide Receivers:
Cobb (A-) - Did everything except punt and kick the ball...Negative? Averaged less than 12 yards a catch.
Jones (B+) - Was a touchdown machine...Nice guy, good player...But as a GM, I'd trade Jones and keep Jennings.
Nelson (B) - Biggest and most physical player on the roster....Yet, was even more fragile than Jennings.
Jennings (C) - When healthy, this guy is elite...I'd trade Jones and keep Jennings.
Boykins (D) - Ran up and down the field a few times on special teams...Not a bad way to make 6 figures.
Driver (D) - Clearly, the Packers were preparing Driver for a coaching gag when he retires.
Ross (D-) - Got some folks a bit hard in the two games he played against the Vikings...Then went to The Castro and laid a big fucking egg.
Tight Ends:
J-Mike (B+) - Would be putting up huge numbers in an offense like New England's or New Orleans...Was open at least a dozen times a game but the extremely sensitive Rodgers didn't bother to look J-Mike's way...Go J-Mike!...Go J-Mike! (And go J-Walk!)
Crabtree (C) - With body full of tattoos, Crabtree made a few nice plays here and there.
Williams (D+) - Wrestled a cow but played like a cowgirl...What does the cowgirl position look like when one wrestles a cow?...LOL. I am fucking funny.
Taylor (D-) - This guy was on the team? Ted Thompson loves tight ends, literally.
Quarless (INC) - Ball dropped. Incomplete.
Offensive Line:
F - What a pathetic, iniquitous, nefarious, fraudulent bunch of fat guys...Except for maybe Sitton everyone else is replaceable and should be replaced...Oh, btw, fire Champen...Mike Tice is a available.
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