Ask Josh Sitton

[mraynrand]

Josh-

We have barbuqued a few times together and you use to be a good friends of mines backdoor nieghbor. Tell the truth, did you really leave because of the dog issue or did you hate my friends? How does Tom Crabtree like your old house?

JS - "The barbecue sauce made me nauseous. Maybe someone fed it to the dog. Does that Tom Crabtree have a face only a mother could love, or what?"

[rbaloha1]

how can you educate certain rats about size in the trenches?

what should rats do about small penises and erectile dysfunction? does this add to their attempts at witty sarcasm?

do any rats need dr. phil?

[mraynrand]

how can you educate certain rats about size in the trenches?

JS: "being pugnacious smug and arrogant, as well as ignoring commentary or facts that detract from your argument is a sure way to win people to your side. If that fails, fall back on SIX HIRB - accuse your enemies of being Sexist, Intolerant, Xenophobic, Homophobic, Racist, or Bigoted. Rinse and repeat."

[Guiness]

JS: "being pugnacious smug and arrogant, as well as ignoring commentary or facts that detract from your argument is a sure way to win people to your side. If that fails, fall back on SIX HIRB - accuse your enemies of being Sexist, Intolerant, Xenophobic, Homophobic, Racist, or Bigoted. Rinse and repeat."

With apologies...

Oh look, this isn't an argument.
Yes it is.
No it isn't. It's just contradiction.
No it isn't.
It is!
It is not.
Look, you just contradicted me.
I did not.
Oh you did!!
No, no, no.

[SkinBasket]

Dear Mr. Sitton,

Can you get us in touch with Tory Humphrey?

[mraynrand]

Dear Mr. Sitton,

Can you get us in touch with Tory Humphrey?

JS: "No, but I can get you an autographed basketball from Jay Humphries"

[pittstang5]

Mr. Sitton,

What happened to Spencer Havner?

Seems the Packers should draft more versatile players like him to play mulitple positions. IMO, if the Packers had a team of Spencer Havners, both on offense and defense, they'd be unstoppable.

Do you agree?

[mraynrand]

Mr. Sitton,

What happened to Spencer Havner?

Seems the Packers should draft more versatile players like him to play mulitple positions. IMO, if the Packers had a team of Spencer Havners, both on offense and defense, they'd be unstoppable.

Do you agree?

JS: "Spencer is back at his job as a sewage appraiser. In the world of TE/HB hybrids, Havner was about 7 pounds under optimal weight. That kind of weight reduction across
your roster = certain Divisional round playoff loss."

[rbaloha1]

JS: "Spencer is back at his job as a sewage appraiser. In the world of TE/HB hybrids, Havner was about 7 pounds under optimal weight. That kind of weight reduction across
your roster = certain Divisional round playoff loss."

hey josh,

what to do about snarky rats who are legends in their own minds?

[rbaloha1]

JS: "being pugnacious smug and arrogant, as well as ignoring commentary or facts that detract from your argument is a sure way to win people to your side. If that fails, fall back on SIX HIRB - accuse your enemies of being Sexist, Intolerant, Xenophobic, Homophobic, Racist, or Bigoted. Rinse and repeat."

please keep your self confessions to yourself and dr. phil.

[rbaloha1]

With apologies...

hysterical -- lets go on dr. phil or letterman.

[hoosier]

What are your feelings about the Packers toughness? Do they need bigger, stronger players or should they try to put together a team of smurfs?

[mraynrand]

hey josh,

what to do about snarky rats who are legends in their own minds?

JS: "I would repeatedly insult them, cleverly if possible."

[rbaloha1]

JS: "I would repeatedly insult them, cleverly if possible."

ditto

[KYPack]

Dear Mr. Sitton,

Can you get us in touch with Tory Humphrey?

Or Tori Black?