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  • Jennings visits Vikings

    Free agent receiver Greg Jennings may be leaving Green Bay but staying in the NFC North.


    please comment in the form:

    I would rather ______ than see Jennings go to the Vikings.

    I'll start.

    "saw off my nads with a kite string."
    Last edited by 3irty1; 03-14-2013, 06:56 AM.
    70% of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Al Harris.

  • #2
    "take a belt sander to my dick then stick my bleeding dick in a vat of salt"
    Originally posted by 3irty1
    This is museum quality stupidity.

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    • #3
      Dont care, over 30 WR that will eat up $9 million or so of their cap and still has Ponder throwing to him.
      Swede: My expertise in this area is extensive. The essential difference between a "battleship" and an "aircraft carrier" is that an aircraft carrier requires five direct hits to sink, but it takes only four direct hits to sink a battleship.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by 3irty1 View Post
        http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...g-the-vikings/

        please comment in the form:

        I would rather ______ than see Jennings go to the Vikings.

        I'll start.

        "saw off my nads with a kite string."
        Excuse me. Please clarify your post.

        What are nads?
        ** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
        ** To download Jesus Loves Me ring tones, you'll need a cell phone mame
        ** If God doesn't fish, play poker or pull for " the Packers ", exactly what does HE do with his buds?
        ** Rather than love, money or fame - give me TRUTH: Henry D. Thoreau

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        • #5
          Have Michael J Fox shave my pubic hair with a weedwacker?

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          • #6
            "I'd rather have sex with Scarlett Johannson than have Jennings sign with the Vikings."

            Wait, I think Jennings is going to sign with the Vikes (3 yr/30M deal), so does that mean I get to have sex with Scarlett then?
            All hail the Ruler of the Meadow!

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            • #7
              Just heard it sounds like he wants $11 Million a year...wow.
              Swede: My expertise in this area is extensive. The essential difference between a "battleship" and an "aircraft carrier" is that an aircraft carrier requires five direct hits to sink, but it takes only four direct hits to sink a battleship.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Cheesehead Craig View Post
                "I'd rather have sex with Scarlett Johannson than have Jennings sign with the Vikings."

                Wait, I think Jennings is going to sign with the Vikes (3 yr/30M deal), so does that mean I get to have sex with Scarlett then?


                Greg Jennings to the Vikings !!

                or NOT !!!!

                In order for the Vikings to pay such an exorbitant amount of money to Greg Jennings. They would have to have money layed aside for Viking GM Rick Spielman's lobotomy.

                Translation: Sorry... but no sex with Scarlett for you Cheesehead Craig.

                And....if Rick Spielman loses his mind and does pay all that $dough$ for an aging WR (Greg Jennings). Before sex with Scarlett you'll have to pass a rigid medical.
                Last edited by woodbuck27; 03-14-2013, 10:45 AM.
                ** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
                ** To download Jesus Loves Me ring tones, you'll need a cell phone mame
                ** If God doesn't fish, play poker or pull for " the Packers ", exactly what does HE do with his buds?
                ** Rather than love, money or fame - give me TRUTH: Henry D. Thoreau

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                • #9
                  Is that the party boat that Minny got in trouble on a few years back?
                  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro ~Hunter S.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by KYPack View Post
                    Have Michael J Fox shave my pubic hair with a weedwacker?
                    Damn, that's too funny!

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                    • #11
                      Paper cut my eye balls then jump in a tank of alcohol with my eyes open.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by woodbuck27 View Post
                        Excuse me. Please clarify your post.

                        What are nads?

                        They're those impotent little balls of yours that never used to dangle in the toilet water when you sat down to pee.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Scott Campbell View Post
                          They're those impotent little balls of yours that never used to dangle in the toilet water when you sat down to pee.
                          A Scott Campbell deserves a woodbuck27 response:

                          Hey 'plowboy' please be fair. I don't have the advantage of visiting an outhouse.
                          ** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
                          ** To download Jesus Loves Me ring tones, you'll need a cell phone mame
                          ** If God doesn't fish, play poker or pull for " the Packers ", exactly what does HE do with his buds?
                          ** Rather than love, money or fame - give me TRUTH: Henry D. Thoreau

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                          • #14
                            I believe I posted this possible landing for Greg Jennings and one that makes better sense in terms of who he tells us he is and his desires ie winning and working with/playing with a steller QB.

                            The NE Patriots might have some more work to do to make Tom Brady happy after he watched his buddy Wes Welker stomp away to Denver.

                            Isn't Greg Jennings a better fit in New England?

                            My Reference:



                            Looking at the available CAP space for the Pats and the Vikings they both have the space to make Jennings a happy camper. By my information and check this please. The Pats are $24.5 million$ under the CAP Vs the Vikings $23.3 million$

                            PACKERS !
                            Last edited by woodbuck27; 03-14-2013, 12:08 PM.
                            ** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
                            ** To download Jesus Loves Me ring tones, you'll need a cell phone mame
                            ** If God doesn't fish, play poker or pull for " the Packers ", exactly what does HE do with his buds?
                            ** Rather than love, money or fame - give me TRUTH: Henry D. Thoreau

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Scott Campbell View Post
                              They're those impotent little balls of yours that never used to dangle in the toilet water when you sat down to pee.
                              It's alive!
                              C.H.U.D.

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