Derek Sherrod Health Speculation

[wist43]

interesting mocks on the Walter site.

One of them has us taking Tank Carradine, DE, Florida State.

I like Carradine as a player - but where would we play him??

If the guys who do mocks on these pro football sites would do a little home work, they'd know better than to assign such a miscast pick. Perhaps Carradine is rated as the 26th player in their own rankings - but Green Bay could still never take the guy b/c he doesn't fit a position for us.

[3irty1]

One of them has us taking Tank Carradine, DE, Florida State.

I like Carradine as a player - but where would we play him??

If the guys who do mocks on these pro football sites would do a little home work, they'd know better than to assign such a miscast pick. Perhaps Carradine is rated as the 26th player in their own rankings - but Green Bay could still never take the guy b/c he doesn't fit a position for us.

Carradine is pretty fluid and lengthy, at 260ish he'd be a great looking OLB. His playing weight was about 265 but like Perry last year he's been bulking up to appeal to as many teams as possible.

I doubt we drop a 1st round pick to create a situation where 3 1st round picks are competing for 2 spots. It would make more sense to get someone with complementary skills to platoon or a more raw player that can develop, plays special teams, and spell Matthews and Perry.

[RashanGary]

PB

Honestly, developmental-wise, I don't think Sherrod is much further along than a 4-year Wisconsin or Iowa player would be coming in. He had a few months of NFL training, other than that all of his experience was at Mississippi State. And he hasn't played real football in a long time. It will be pushing 2 years by the time he takes his first pre-season snap.

I kinda like what Smeefers said, Newhouse starts the season with Sherrod deciding after that. Just the way things have gone for DS, honestly, as much as I've been saying the signs point to Newhouse, I think I'll be more forgiving than a lot of people here during the preseason with Sherrod. If that guy gets a full TC and 4 preseason games under his belt (where he plays alot, left and right) I like how it lines up for him. He has to get better every game. If he does that, and doesn't bomb out, I'm as much of a trend reader as anyone. I'll be honking his horn.

He needs to get his body thumped, really worked into football shape, then a few recovery weeks in the first quarter of the season to build his strength back up. The guy needs a break. Something like that, really good circumstances, would be enough for him to step in at some point in the season as a big, strong, fresh 24 year old with some good, real NFL training under his belt. It's like a girlgasm, you just need to let her get some momentum and stay out of the way. Squeeze her hips a little, a quick eye check to see how she's doing, but don't fuck up her groove. Sherrod needs to get in a groove. Hopefully from there, it's just get out of the way.

Hopefully this is the year Sherrod gets off. . .


That's a horrible analogy, but I'm single now, and apparently a big hit with the ladies. "OMG, I had 5 orgasms" "OMG, we were fucking like porn stars" "OMG, you're good at that" Well, I can thank my wife for one thing, she had a hard time getting off, and the good husband I was, I learned how to love her (and hate her.) Gotta admit, I do feel like a rock star, but unfortunately, about the only credit I can take is that I don't get in a girls way when she's being herself and I don't stop doing what's working. Credit to pornstar girl and miss 5gasms tho. You poor things haven't been fucked right. Now you have Also had a 3-some thingy with 2 married girls. The one girls like, If Amy doesn't mind, I wanna dance naked while you fuck her. I'm like, "pffft. . . . Amy doesn't mind"

And with that, I bid adu. I have a date, with a girl I really like. Red-Lobster and Margarita night at Los Banditos. I'm so getting laid hahhahaha fucking hahahah.




P.S. I'm bi-polar and stopped taking my meds a month ago. Since then, I've slept with 5 random girls, got one OWI, and racked up some CC debt. But it's so fucking hard to stop. . . . Life is just so much happier unmedicated. Everyone should try unmedicated bi-polar. It's fucking awesome. Except I thought I had herpes the other day, but it was a false alarm. I called my brother, dude, no herpes, let's go out, spin that roulette wheel another time I have a feeling I'm going to die a painful, early death and burn in hell. I always feel purified when I pay for my sins. I'm a little afraid of the price I'm gonna pay for these ones tho. Fuck. . . Can't stop. Spring-time for bi-polar people is such a scary place. . . . But if you like that sort of thing, and you have a pussy, message me

[QBME]

PB

Honestly, developmental-wise, I don't think Sherrod is much further along than a 4-year Wisconsin or Iowa player would be coming in. He had a few months of NFL training, other than that all of his experience was at Mississippi State. And he hasn't played real football in a long time. It will be pushing 2 years by the time he takes his first pre-season snap.

I kinda like what Smeefers said, Newhouse starts the season with Sherrod deciding after that. Just the way things have gone for DS, honestly, as much as I've been saying the signs point to Newhouse, I think I'll be more forgiving than a lot of people here during the preseason with Sherrod. If that guy gets a full TC and 4 preseason games under his belt (where he plays alot, left and right) I like how it lines up for him. He has to get better every game. If he does that, and doesn't bomb out, I'm as much of a trend reader as anyone. I'll be honking his horn.

He needs to get his body thumped, really worked into football shape, then a few recovery weeks in the first quarter of the season to build his strength back up. The guy needs a break. Something like that, really good circumstances, would be enough for him to step in at some point in the season as a big, strong, fresh 24 year old with some good, real NFL training under his belt. It's like a girlgasm, you just need to let her get some momentum and stay out of the way. Squeeze her hips a little, a quick eye check to see how she's doing, but don't fuck up her groove. Sherrod needs to get in a groove. Hopefully from there, it's just get out of the way.

Hopefully this is the year Sherrod gets off. . .


That's a horrible analogy, but I'm single now, and apparently a big hit with the ladies. "OMG, I had 5 orgasms" "OMG, we were fucking like porn stars" "OMG, you're good at that" Well, I can thank my wife for one thing, she had a hard time getting off, and the good husband I was, I learned how to love her (and hate her.) Gotta admit, I do feel like a rock star, but unfortunately, about the only credit I can take is that I don't get in a girls way when she's being herself and I don't stop doing what's working. Credit to pornstar girl and miss 5gasms tho. You poor things haven't been fucked right. Now you have Also had a 3-some thingy with 2 married girls. The one girls like, If Amy doesn't mind, I wanna dance naked while you fuck her. I'm like, "pffft. . . . Amy doesn't mind"

And with that, I bid adu. I have a date, with a girl I really like. Red-Lobster and Margarita night at Los Banditos. I'm so getting laid hahhahaha fucking hahahah.




P.S. I'm bi-polar and stopped taking my meds a month ago. Since then, I've slept with 5 random girls, got one OWI, and racked up some CC debt. But it's so fucking hard to stop. . . . Life is just so much happier unmedicated. Everyone should try unmedicated bi-polar. It's fucking awesome. Except I thought I had herpes the other day, but it was a false alarm. I called my brother, dude, no herpes, let's go out, spin that roulette wheel another time I have a feeling I'm going to die a painful, early death and burn in hell. I always feel purified when I pay for my sins. I'm a little afraid of the price I'm gonna pay for these ones tho. Fuck. . . Can't stop. Spring-time for bi-polar people is such a scary place. . . . But if you like that sort of thing, and you have a pussy, message me

Now that, Ladies (beware) and Gentlemen, is one damn fine post.

Go get 'em brother!!

[Fritz]

And I thought he was such a nice boy.

But I know that part about being divorced and single again after many years. It was good....for awhile.

[pbmax]

You just never see a post like JH's on Footballs Future

My hopes for Sherrod and somewhat dim view of Newhouse basically revolve around the prospect of the O line being better this year rather than last. I hope Sherrod does get healthy and comes around and I hope the Packers have good enough (and healthy enough) tackle talent to keep Newhouse on the bench.

And the reason I am invested in this hope is because I don't see them grabbing another starting caliber tackle in this draft.

If starting O line help does arrive in the draft it will probably be at center which is fine. But then Sherrod is the next, most likely player to contribute to better overall play.

[Fritz]

Agreed agreed agreed. If they draft a tackle with the first, second, or even third round picks then it means they don't think that between Sherrod/Bulaga/Newhouse they have a legitimate starting left tackle. And since two of those guys were first round picks, that's bad.

I would like to see them draft a center pretty early on - somewhere between rounds two and four, say.

But I also thought Chad Jackson was a way better draft pick than that Greg Jennings guy.

[woodbuck27]

One of them has us taking Tank Carradine, DE, Florida State.

I like Carradine as a player - but where would we play him??

If the guys who do mocks on these pro football sites would do a little home work, they'd know better than to assign such a miscast pick. Perhaps Carradine is rated as the 26th player in their own rankings - but Green Bay could still never take the guy b/c he doesn't fit a position for us.

Alot of these Pro Analysts are IMO not with it. I can see a Mock done before TT gave his blessings to Jermichel Finley, hanging TE Tyler Eifert with us; but certainly not after that off season move.

TT is now set and commited at TE 'in his own mind'.

I'll throw a fit if TT goes to Tyler Eifert at #26. I'll never trust Ted Thompson's mind again. I'll declare that TT 'doesn't have the brains to blow powder to hell'.

Ted Thompson has to have a killer draft. If he goes Tyler Eifert at #26 he blows this draft.

That won't happen.


PACKERS !

[Fritz]

Yeah, Woody, except when I saw the draft where he took some no-name bozo named Nick Collins in the second round, I thought he'd blown that draft, too.

I agree with you - a tight end at 26 would seem a waste to me, a complete waste. But Ted's ways are mysterious and they seem to work.

[woodbuck27]

PB

Honestly, developmental-wise, I don't think Sherrod is much further along than a 4-year Wisconsin or Iowa player would be coming in. He had a few months of NFL training, other than that all of his experience was at Mississippi State. And he hasn't played real football in a long time. It will be pushing 2 years by the time he takes his first pre-season snap.

I kinda like what Smeefers said, Newhouse starts the season with Sherrod deciding after that. Just the way things have gone for DS, honestly, as much as I've been saying the signs point to Newhouse, I think I'll be more forgiving than a lot of people here during the preseason with Sherrod. If that guy gets a full TC and 4 preseason games under his belt (where he plays alot, left and right) I like how it lines up for him. He has to get better every game. If he does that, and doesn't bomb out, I'm as much of a trend reader as anyone. I'll be honking his horn.

He needs to get his body thumped, really worked into football shape, then a few recovery weeks in the first quarter of the season to build his strength back up. The guy needs a break. Something like that, really good circumstances, would be enough for him to step in at some point in the season as a big, strong, fresh 24 year old with some good, real NFL training under his belt. It's like a girlgasm, you just need to let her get some momentum and stay out of the way. Squeeze her hips a little, a quick eye check to see how she's doing, but don't fuck up her groove. Sherrod needs to get in a groove. Hopefully from there, it's just get out of the way.

Hopefully this is the year Sherrod gets off. . .


That's a horrible analogy, but I'm single now, and apparently a big hit with the ladies. "OMG, I had 5 orgasms" "OMG, we were fucking like porn stars" "OMG, you're good at that" Well, I can thank my wife for one thing, she had a hard time getting off, and the good husband I was, I learned how to love her (and hate her.) Gotta admit, I do feel like a rock star, but unfortunately, about the only credit I can take is that I don't get in a girls way when she's being herself and I don't stop doing what's working. Credit to pornstar girl and miss 5gasms tho. You poor things haven't been fucked right. Now you have Also had a 3-some thingy with 2 married girls. The one girls like, If Amy doesn't mind, I wanna dance naked while you fuck her. I'm like, "pffft. . . . Amy doesn't mind"

And with that, I bid adu. I have a date, with a girl I really like. Red-Lobster and Margarita night at Los Banditos. I'm so getting laid hahhahaha fucking hahahah.




P.S. I'm bi-polar and stopped taking my meds a month ago. Since then, I've slept with 5 random girls, got one OWI, and racked up some CC debt. But it's so fucking hard to stop. . . . Life is just so much happier unmedicated. Everyone should try unmedicated bi-polar. It's fucking awesome. Except I thought I had herpes the other day, but it was a false alarm. I called my brother, dude, no herpes, let's go out, spin that roulette wheel another time I have a feeling I'm going to die a painful, early death and burn in hell. I always feel purified when I pay for my sins. I'm a little afraid of the price I'm gonna pay for these ones tho. Fuck. . . Can't stop. Spring-time for bi-polar people is such a scary place. . . . But if you like that sort of thing, and you have a pussy, message me

Holy shit! Shit ! Shit !! Holy Fricken shit !!!!

That's the post of all time on Packerrats.

***** Five ... count em FIVE STARS for Candor *****

Way to cover your ass with Mad too JH:

I have a date, with a girl I really like. Red-Lobster and Margarita night at Los Banditos. I'm so getting laid hahhahaha fucking hahahah. JH

Mad owns Looss Baaanndiitosss.

Rossiitaaa ... Daance furrr meee ... Oookaae ?



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JH...Here's an appetizer for you just before that next big, really big date:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=Bb_w1oNLtNs&NR=1

[denverYooper]

This one's a classic.

[Bossman641]

Every 3-4 months you can expect JH to come up with a post completely out of left field. Bravo.. bravo

[wist43]

Carradine is pretty fluid and lengthy, at 260ish he'd be a great looking OLB. His playing weight was about 265 but like Perry last year he's been bulking up to appeal to as many teams as possible.

I doubt we drop a 1st round pick to create a situation where 3 1st round picks are competing for 2 spots. It would make more sense to get someone with complementary skills to platoon or a more raw player that can develop, plays special teams, and spell Matthews and Perry.

Our front seven seems like a haphazard collection of decent players that really don't fit together in Capers's "whatever-amoeba-nickel" defense.

We'd probably be better off switching back to a 4-3 with the personnel we have. At least if we went back to a 4-3, Capers would be forced to put more than 1 DL on the field.

I'm hoping Capers gets fired mid-season... that would be cause for optimism

[wootah]

Post of the year.

[KYPack]

Well JH (AKA Nick Collins),

You really pulled out all the stops on that post.

Before you hurl yourself into oblivion, a few words of advice....

1. You can't cheat an honest man.

2. Never play cards with a man named Doc.

3. Never go to bed with a woman that has more problems than you do.

4. Never, ever smarten up a chump.

Stay with those basics and you should be all right.