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  • Weird Revis dance

    That whole dance around Revis is some kind of strange. Tampa seemingly offering the sun and the moon - the sun to Revis in a monster contract that no CB has come even close to this off season, and the moon to the Jets in John Hadl-esque bunch of picks. And nothing is happening. The Bucs apparently even has mention of it on their official website - hello tampering!

    What the hell is going on here???
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  • #2
    It's not tampering if the Jets have given him permission to speak with the Bucs.

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    • #3
      the jets are trying to get more

      revis wants out, jets want to get rid of him, bucs want him

      but jets are getting greedy.

      if i'm the bucs i say "fuck it" and drop the offer way down to like a third rounder. then i do a little wink and nod to revis.

      he'll throw a shit fit about not getting the money he wants. he'll become a huge hemorrhoid like he has in the past.

      jets will end up releasing revis during traning camp and he'll move on to the bucs and the jets won't get jack shit

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      • #4
        Originally posted by red View Post
        the jets are trying to get more

        revis wants out, jets want to get rid of him, bucs want him

        but jets are getting greedy.

        if i'm the bucs i say "fuck it" and drop the offer way down to like a third rounder. then i do a little wink and nod to revis.

        he'll throw a shit fit about not getting the money he wants. he'll become a huge hemorrhoid like he has in the past.

        jets will end up releasing revis during traning camp and he'll move on to the bucs and the jets won't get jack shit
        Wait, if the Jets get rid of a hemmorhoid, then won't they be able to get jack shit a lot better? Damn, Red, your metaphors confuse me, but props to the man who knows how to spell "hemmorhoid"!

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        • #5
          it took me like 5 minutes to figure out how to spell that shit

          i wanted to go with hemmeroid, but google kept telling me i was an idiot

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          • #6
            Originally posted by red View Post
            it took me like 5 minutes to figure out how to spell that shit

            i wanted to go with hemmeroid, but google kept telling me i was an idiot

            I can't figure out Tampa Bay on this one; Revis is coming off the most serious knee injury and there is no guarantee he'll be the same. At minumum, everybody I can remember, except All Day Peterson, has struggled in year one out of the knee surgery.

            And Tampa Bay is negotiating against themselves.

            If I'm the Bucs, I give the Jets a deadline and I go to one of these Yahoos like Jay Glazer, and leak what I'm offering the declare the Jets have three days to accept the agreement ......or they are pulling their offer and what they will give up goes down.

            Revis relationship with the Jets is completely broken and they can't take him back.

            Tampa Bay should expose them
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            • #7
              Originally posted by red View Post
              it took me like 5 minutes to figure out how to spell that shit

              i wanted to go with hemmeroid, but google kept telling me i was an idiot
              rrhoid rage!
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              • #8
                Rrhoid on, mate
                "The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."

                KYPack

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Bretsky View Post
                  I can't figure out Tampa Bay on this one; Revis is coming off the most serious knee injury and there is no guarantee he'll be the same. At minumum, everybody I can remember, except All Day Peterson, has struggled in year one out of the knee surgery.

                  And Tampa Bay is negotiating against themselves.

                  If I'm the Bucs, I give the Jets a deadline and I go to one of these Yahoos like Jay Glazer, and leak what I'm offering the declare the Jets have three days to accept the agreement ......or they are pulling their offer and what they will give up goes down.

                  Revis relationship with the Jets is completely broken and they can't take him back.

                  Tampa Bay should expose them
                  They have leaked it. They offered this year's first round pick (13th I think) and the Jets want more. No one thinks the Jets have any leverage unless they want to lose him after one more year.
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                  • #10
                    Are you kidding? Tampa is stupid to make that offer, and the Jest are even stupider for not taking it.
                    "The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Fritz View Post
                      Rrhoid on, mate
                      I's gets rid of em wit a big:



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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Fritz View Post
                        Are you kidding? Tampa is stupid to make that offer, and the Jest are even stupider for not taking it.
                        That's pretty much the way I see it too. TB doesn't have a history of being Snyder-like yahoos, do they? It's not like they're 'a piece away', and CBs don't put butts in seats. Why the hell are they doing this?

                        TB would want to do some pretty serious due diligence I think. Is he going to be ready for week 1? I'd hope a 15M contract would include the type of game day bonuses Woodson had on his first contract.
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                        • #13
                          Pretty much. There's no competition. If the Jets won't take 13 overall for Revis, they should just pay him and go home.

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                          • #14
                            More on this. Apparently the Bucs are interested in Sanchez as well!

                            If/when the Jets ship cornerback Darrelle Revis to the Buccaneers, another current member of the roster could be making the trip to Tampa, too.


                            I changed my mind. Someone in Tampa is off their nut.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Guiness View Post
                              More on this. Apparently the Bucs are interested in Sanchez as well!

                              If/when the Jets ship cornerback Darrelle Revis to the Buccaneers, another current member of the roster could be making the trip to Tampa, too.


                              I changed my mind. Someone in Tampa is off their nut.
                              Could be a 1st for Revis, or a 7th for Revis and Sanchez.
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