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Tim Tebow Is The #1 QB Of All Time Not Kidding
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Translation: We looked at every fucking stat we could find, think up, and flat out make up until we found one where Jesusbow came out on top of a cherry-picked list of good QB's.While there are many ways to grade a quarterback, probably the best and simplest measure would be “production in last home start.”2025 Ratpickers champion.
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"it obvious he's the best"
except to ever single person who has ever watched him play that doesn't go home at the end of the day to fuck their blow-up jesus doll
guy wouldn't even have an nfl career if it wasn't for the churchies who don't even watch the games but claim him to be the second coming anyways
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It was a joke post (mine yes, but mainly the author of blog article). Based on the most common and reductive argument made about Tim; he's a winner and beat Pittsburgh in a playoff game.Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.
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Tim Tebow !!!
He's...... 'the.... BEST'.
Why?
It's on......... the internet.** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
** To download Jesus Loves Me ring tones, you'll need a cell phone mame
** If God doesn't fish, play poker or pull for " the Packers ", exactly what does HE do with his buds?
** Rather than love, money or fame - give me TRUTH: Henry D. Thoreau
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I think Timmy T-Bone would be a perfect fit in Dallas. Southern city with a heavily Born-Again Christian surrounding population. You could sell the Cowboys harder as "America's Team" if they've got America's Christian on it. You could feature T-Bone a couple plays a game, in some version of the pistol. Just instruct him that the only, only, only time he's allowed to pass the ball is if his receiver is ten yards beyond the nearest defender.
As long as he also can be the gunner on special teams, it's all good there. Jerrah gets more press, he placates the conservative Christians of his fan base, and T-Bone feeds the NFL machine for another year."The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."
KYPack
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