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  • Tim Tebow Is The #1 QB Of All Time Not Kidding

    With the Jets releasing Tim Tebow, it appears that his NFL career may be over. If that’s the case, it’s time to reflect on a great career that never ceased to captivate the nation. While there are many ways to grade a quarterback, probably the best and simplest measure would be “production in last home


    Case closed.
    Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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    While there are many ways to grade a quarterback, probably the best and simplest measure would be “production in last home start.”
    Translation: We looked at every fucking stat we could find, think up, and flat out make up until we found one where Jesusbow came out on top of a cherry-picked list of good QB's.
    2025 Ratpickers champion.

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    • #3
      "it obvious he's the best"

      except to ever single person who has ever watched him play that doesn't go home at the end of the day to fuck their blow-up jesus doll

      guy wouldn't even have an nfl career if it wasn't for the churchies who don't even watch the games but claim him to be the second coming anyways

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      • #4
        Huh, I thought this was a joke post. I thought the guy was poking fun at statistics as in a "see, you can't trust this stuff with everything."
        - Once again, adding absolutely nothing to the conversation.

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        • #5
          It was a joke post (mine yes, but mainly the author of blog article). Based on the most common and reductive argument made about Tim; he's a winner and beat Pittsburgh in a playoff game.
          Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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          • #6
            Tim Tebow !!!

            He's...... 'the.... BEST'.

            Why?

            It's on......... the internet.
            ** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
            ** To download Jesus Loves Me ring tones, you'll need a cell phone mame
            ** If God doesn't fish, play poker or pull for " the Packers ", exactly what does HE do with his buds?
            ** Rather than love, money or fame - give me TRUTH: Henry D. Thoreau

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            • #7
              Originally posted by woodbuck27 View Post
              Tim Tebow !!!

              He's...... 'the.... BEST'.

              Why?

              It's on......... the internet.

              Well, you can't put anything on the internet that isn't true.
              Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass, he just stares at it and dares it to grow

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Gunakor View Post
                Well, you can't put anything on the internet that isn't true.
                You owe me ten million dollars. I am the smartest man that ever lived.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by sharpe1027 View Post
                  You owe me ten million dollars. I am the smartest man that ever lived.

                  Are you a french model?

                  Bonjour!
                  Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass, he just stares at it and dares it to grow

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Gunakor View Post
                    Are you a french model?

                    Bonjour!
                    No, the French are assholes.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by sharpe1027 View Post
                      No, the French are assholes.


                      LOL, I guess it went right over your head. It's a reference to a commercial for State Farm.


                      Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass, he just stares at it and dares it to grow

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Gunakor View Post
                        LOL, I guess it went right over your head. It's a reference to a commercial for State Farm.


                        and i think sharpes quote might have gone right over yours LOL

                        Last edited by red; 05-02-2013, 06:45 PM.

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                        • #13
                          I see, I guess it did.

                          Haven't seen that movie, don't really care for Jim Carey.
                          Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass, he just stares at it and dares it to grow

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                          • #14
                            How awesome would it be if Tebow was the fucking anit-christ. I would be happy as a dung beetle in a turd.
                            Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. -Morticia Addams

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                            • #15
                              I think Timmy T-Bone would be a perfect fit in Dallas. Southern city with a heavily Born-Again Christian surrounding population. You could sell the Cowboys harder as "America's Team" if they've got America's Christian on it. You could feature T-Bone a couple plays a game, in some version of the pistol. Just instruct him that the only, only, only time he's allowed to pass the ball is if his receiver is ten yards beyond the nearest defender.

                              As long as he also can be the gunner on special teams, it's all good there. Jerrah gets more press, he placates the conservative Christians of his fan base, and T-Bone feeds the NFL machine for another year.
                              "The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."

                              KYPack

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