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  • #91
    This team still has more injuries than anyone else. And I haven't been laid in a week.

    Fire Slocum!
    "The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."

    KYPack

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    • #92
      My balls itch! Fire Slocum!
      C.H.U.D.

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      • #93
        Originally posted by Freak Out View Post
        My balls itch! Fire Slocum!
        All this time, I thought you were a chick!

        Fire Slocum!

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        • #94
          I pulled my hamstring reading this thread.

          Fire Slocum!

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          • #95
            Originally posted by Freak Out View Post
            My balls itch! Fire Slocum!
            Maybe you should hire Slocum.
            I can't run no more
            With that lawless crowd
            While the killers in high places
            Say their prayers out loud
            But they've summoned, they've summoned up
            A thundercloud
            They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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            • #96
              Extend Slocum!

              Oops, wrong reality.

              Fire Slocum!
              --
              Imagine for a moment a world without hypothetical situations...

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              • #97
                Originally posted by Joemailman View Post
                Maybe you should hire Slocum.
                Dude today is not opposite day,

                Fire Slocum!
                All tyrannies rule through fraud and force, but once the fraud is exposed they must rely exclusively on force.

                George Orwell

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                • #98
                  I took a vacation day this Saturday and now it's supposed to rain. Fire Slocum!
                  I can't run no more
                  With that lawless crowd
                  While the killers in high places
                  Say their prayers out loud
                  But they've summoned, they've summoned up
                  A thundercloud
                  They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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                  • #99
                    Masthay on kickoffs means no Crosby specials for surprise onside kicks. That was one of his two actual accomplishments (others being punter tackling).

                    Fire Slocum!
                    Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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                    • So looking over at FO's DVOA ratings GB special teams has risen to 10th, which is the top 1/3rd if you are reading this while drunk or high.

                      This inspite of many major gaff's on punt returns early in the season. Hyde is a large upgrade but I think Slocum deserves some credit (not enought to start a thread like Capers though).
                      Last year we were 18th over all, so nice to see an improvement.

                      Crosby not missing everything in sight is a big help that should be mentioned as well.
                      In the end since its Wednesday,

                      All tyrannies rule through fraud and force, but once the fraud is exposed they must rely exclusively on force.

                      George Orwell

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                      • Get it done Ted! Fire Slocum!
                        C.H.U.D.

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                        • Originally posted by Freak Out View Post
                          Get it done Ted! Fire Slocum!
                          Dear Freak Out,

                          You're a day early. Your call for his dismissal is hereby dismissed.

                          Love and kisses,

                          Ted
                          All hail the Ruler of the Meadow!

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                          • is it wednesday already?

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                            • Originally posted by red View Post
                              is it wednesday already?
                              No, but since the Browns kept getting the ball on their side of the field on STs, it's not hard to see why rats are champing at the bit.
                              When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro ~Hunter S.

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                              • I'm going to be on the road tomorrow and wanted to get my vote in early.
                                C.H.U.D.

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