So... Aaron Hernandez

[denverYooper]

He's already guilty of obstruction of justice and (at the very least) being an accessory to murder after-the-fact. He had a cleaning crew wipe his home and he destroyed his security system in his home before the police could execute their warrant for search.

Even if he skates on everything else (not likely at all) he's still looking at a minimum 3 year suspension from the league, judging by Goodell's past suspensions.

Good call. One charge down (obstruction): http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...stice/related/

[woodbuck27]

Does this mean Tebow is switching to Tight End?

No... he's an NFL QB.

He's peaceful, a team player...intelligent. He tries to recall where he parked his vehicle.

He doesn't carry a weapon.

He loves his cell phone and loves to be on camera.

He's industrious and cleans his own digs.

[denverYooper]

No... he's an NFL QB.

He's peaceful, a team player...intelligent. He tries to recall where he parked his vehicle.

He doesn't carry a weapon.

He loves his cell phone and loves to be on camera.

He's industrious and cleans his own digs.

Repped for perhaps the best Tebow bio ever written.

[denverYooper]

Doug Farrar raises parallels to Ray Lewis:

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/aaron-hernandez-case-starting-look-lot-ray-lewis-124753962.html

[woodbuck27]

Repped for perhaps the best Tebow bio ever written.

Well Thank You sir.

By the way denverYooper on NFL Access their mentioning Mr. Tebow and a possibility he might 'in fact' be given a shot to audition as a new Patriot TE.

He better first consult with his Pastor. I'm not sure that TE and good karma go together.

[denverYooper]

I remember reading a story about Hernandez before the draft the year he came out - said he had a low IQ and was a punk. Bad combination.

http://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/2013/06/21/drafting-hernandez-was-always-risk-reward-proposition-for-patriots/3HWjGvTSTOOOs5BtpvFDcJ/story.html

[pbmax]

http://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/20...DcJ/story.html

Who knew Connecticut had shadowy friends? I thought they were all bankers who worked in New York.

PFT had two GMs talk about his scouting report and one took him off the board. The stories there were the same as in this Globe article. He was questioned about a shooting while at Florida and he refused to talk. Was suspended for a game for a failed drug test but the suspension was usually a step taken after multiple test failures. One of those GMs said he would have failed anywhere from 3-6 tests to get suspended.

[Fritz]

If Jolly got a three year suspension for being a dumb ass and drinking purple juice, what does this rate?

Oh, wait, I forgot. It's the NFL, where taking illegal drugs is bad, but being involved in a murder is okay, as long as you can dodge the system. See Lewis, Ray.

If the coppers and the judicial system don't get Hernandez, Goodell will welcome him back to the NFL with open arms.

But I don't know how Belichek feels about character, although he seems like the type that doesn't care if you murdered a baby as long as you can help him win football games. But if Belichek does cut him, then Hernandez will likely end up in Detroit or Cinci, where he'll fit right in.

[cheesner]

If Jolly got a three year suspension for being a dumb ass and drinking purple juice, what does this rate?

Oh, wait, I forgot. It's the NFL, where taking illegal drugs is bad, but being involved in a murder is okay, as long as you can dodge the system. See Lewis, Ray.

If the coppers and the judicial system don't get Hernandez, Goodell will welcome him back to the NFL with open arms.

But I don't know how Belichek feels about character, although he seems like the type that doesn't care if you murdered a baby as long as you can help him win football games. But if Belichek does cut him, then Hernandez will likely end up in Detroit or Cinci, where he'll fit right in.

Jolly was going to prison. Whether Goodell suspended him or not, he wasn't going to be available.

Hernandez doesn't sound very bright. How you throw away a $40M contract in order to act and be a tough guy, I don't know. Seems like he has the mentality of a 14 year old and I doubt he was able to get rid of all the evidence.

They already have the neighbors surveillance video, police should be able to see the rental car drive off and then Hernandez walking back home 10 mins later. I'm not sure what the smashing of the cell phone is about. I'm sure the police have a subpoena with Verizon already. Did he take the cell with when he dropped the body? Was it far enough to ping another cell tower - showing he was in the rental car when it left? Is he smart enough to know how to discard a gun? That shit is in a lot of movies, he probably was able to figure that out.


Okay rats, lets draw straws. We get 10 of us together, one of us confesses, Hernandez gives each of us $1M. One of us has to sit in jail for 5-7 years. Who's in?

[KYPack]

Jolly was going to prison. Whether Goodell suspended him or not, he wasn't going to be available.

Hernandez doesn't sound very bright. How you throw away a $40M contract in order to act and be a tough guy, I don't know. Seems like he has the mentality of a 14 year old and I doubt he was able to get rid of all the evidence.

They already have the neighbors surveillance video, police should be able to see the rental car drive off and then Hernandez walking back home 10 mins later. I'm not sure what the smashing of the cell phone is about. I'm sure the police have a subpoena with Verizon already. Did he take the cell with when he dropped the body? Was it far enough to ping another cell tower - showing he was in the rental car when it left? Is he smart enough to know how to discard a gun? That shit is in a lot of movies, he probably was able to figure that out.


Okay rats, lets draw straws. We get 10 of us together, one of us confesses, Hernandez gives each of us $1M. One of us has to sit in jail for 5-7 years. Who's in?

I'd say we use Mad.

He'd look like a "Hernandez", for sure.

Is Hernandez a Mexican or is he from the Puerto Rican faction of the Hernandez clan?

[cheesner]

I'd say we use Mad.

He'd look like a "Hernandez", for sure.

Is Hernandez a Mexican or is he from the Puerto Rican faction of the Hernandez clan?

Not looking for a 'look-a-like'. We will get the details though Hernandez's lawyers, then we draw straws, and one of us 'confesses' blending himself in to the facts we got. If Hernandez dropped the gun in a storm drain, for example, that would be a part of the confession and the cops confirm the story by finding the gun.

But if your motive is to incarcerate a Hispanic and make money, then I see no problem with that. Mad it is.

[Fritz]

Jolly was going to prison. Whether Goodell suspended him or not, he wasn't going to be available.

Hernandez doesn't sound very bright. How you throw away a $40M contract in order to act and be a tough guy, I don't know. Seems like he has the mentality of a 14 year old and I doubt he was able to get rid of all the evidence.

They already have the neighbors surveillance video, police should be able to see the rental car drive off and then Hernandez walking back home 10 mins later. I'm not sure what the smashing of the cell phone is about. I'm sure the police have a subpoena with Verizon already. Did he take the cell with when he dropped the body? Was it far enough to ping another cell tower - showing he was in the rental car when it left? Is he smart enough to know how to discard a gun? That shit is in a lot of movies, he probably was able to figure that out.


Okay rats, lets draw straws. We get 10 of us together, one of us confesses, Hernandez gives each of us $1M. One of us has to sit in jail for 5-7 years. Who's in?

You're being rather brutal on the fourteen year olds of this country.

I'd say he's got the brains of a fetus.

[cheesner]

You're being rather brutal on the fourteen year olds of this country.

I'd say he's got the brains of a fetus.

Did a quick survey of 14 year olds and here is what I got:





eTron:"Hernandez be a tupid biatch"




Little Q: "Dat Hernandez a stupid ass poopy head." (I could not confirm he was 14 - I think he was lying)




Malcolm Z: "It be kin der bitches. Hernandez be fucked with da stupidity up iz ass."


There you have it Fritz, you were right. Even 14 year olds know that Hernandez is stupid.

[Cheesehead Craig]

40 oz bottles for $2? Damn, where that at?

[cheesner]

40 oz bottles for $2? Damn, where that at?

South Central. Its not as good a deal as you think. You give em the $2 and they give you the bottle - empty. Its another $5 to have it filled. Another $3 and its pure beer - no piss.