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  • #31
    Personnel-wise I think we could be OK - not great, but okay.

    I really do see our ILB's as being junk - the last big play any of our ILB's made was over 2 years ago by Bishop in the SB.

    I like House, I like Perry, I like Jones, I like McMillian, I like Raji, I like Pickett, I like Hayward, Shields, and Burnett. So there's a decent amount of talent to like about our defense. There are a few very difficult to overcome problems though - only 1 2-gap DL on the roster, no talent at ILB, and poor tackling in the back end. There are problems at all 3 levels of our defense.

    If we had a decent DC, he would be finding ways to deal with those short comings - instead, he not only doesn't deal with them, he and TT refuse to acknowledge they even exist. As a result, not only does Mr. Spraypaintedhair fail to address the problems, he makes them all worse.

    My biggest beef is how he deals with the DL and the front seven (six or five really) - we can't stop the run, and we get pushed around pretty easily, so Mr. Spraypaintedhair says, "Defensive Linemen?? We don't need no stinking Defensive Linemen!!!".

    By his reckoning, in a running situation, against a running team - we really only need 1 DL... brilliant!!! And of course on the infamous "catch the defender TD", Mr. Dunderhead had only 1 DL on the field again. The man simply cannot help himself - he wants as few DL on the field as possible, it's in his nature.

    You guys are all excited about Jones - but what are the odds that he's on the field with anyone else where the offense has to account for anyone other than Matthews??

    Account for Matthews, account for Jones - game, set, match. And truthfully, if you watch Capers in the booth when the cameras are on him - he couldn't care less. He literally has a "let's try this, and let's try this" approach to play calling.

    Get rid of Capers, and maybe we could be on to something, but until he's gone, we're going to have more of the same problems... making that SB run with him as our DC was truly a miracle.
    wist

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    • #32
      Nelson has a banged up knee. Quarless has a quad. Brad Jones has a finger.
      Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by wist43 View Post
        See what I'm up against??

        The only one of you willing to negotiate in good faith is max!!!

        How can a truce be hammered out between reality (my side), and the acid-popping, prozac addicted, running the in streets naked b/c they're so happy nimrods (the homers - which is most of you) - when you guys only want to argue about the shape of the table??

        I sense a trap here
        Let me clarify something for you, you nattering nabob.

        I, for one, do NOT run around naked.

        I drive my golf cart around.

        Naked.

        With a green "G" painted on my chest.

        And a tinfoil hat.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by pbmax View Post
          Nelson has a banged up knee. Quarless has a quad. Brad Jones has a finger.
          Nelson's knee is not new. It is a continuation of the injury he had against the Vikings. Sounds like something was damaged and he didn't take care of it. I'm guessing that it will either be a surgery to clean things up (miss the first 2 regular season games) or it will be with him all year and rob him of his deceptive speed.
          2025 Ratpickers champion.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by pbmax View Post
            Nelson has a banged up knee. Quarless has a quad. Brad Jones has a finger.
            I heard from a guy down the street that brad jones picked up that finger down in El Paso. They cut it off the corpse of a woman who broke that finger 10 times. They gathered 10 shamans decended from the 10 tribes of the ancient aztecs and they performed a some weird ritual with naked people and dancing and fire and all that shit. Now, with that finger, Jones is never going to break another bone in his body.

            That's just what I heard anyway.
            - Once again, adding absolutely nothing to the conversation.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Smeefers View Post
              I heard from a guy down the street that brad jones picked up that finger down in El Paso. They cut it off the corpse of a woman who broke that finger 10 times. They gathered 10 shamans decended from the 10 tribes of the ancient aztecs and they performed a some weird ritual with naked people and dancing and fire and all that shit. Now, with that finger, Jones is never going to break another bone in his body.

              That's just what I heard anyway.
              If it works, Sherrod should go pick one up as well..
              Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Smeefers View Post
                I heard from a guy down the street that brad jones picked up that finger down in El Paso. They cut it off the corpse of a woman who broke that finger 10 times. They gathered 10 shamans decended from the 10 tribes of the ancient aztecs and they performed a some weird ritual with naked people and dancing and fire and all that shit. Now, with that finger, Jones is never going to break another bone in his body.

                That's just what I heard anyway.
                Why did no one tell Harrell about this??? Dam media and their cowboy bias
                All tyrannies rule through fraud and force, but once the fraud is exposed they must rely exclusively on force.

                George Orwell

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                • #38
                  On the pessimism front, it looks like Bulaga's gone for the year - again - and Crosby's head is gone, again.
                  "The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."

                  KYPack

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                  • #39
                    Si I'm starting to panic. Will the knee injury bug extend to fans?
                    All tyrannies rule through fraud and force, but once the fraud is exposed they must rely exclusively on force.

                    George Orwell

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                    • #40
                      Crosby, Nelson, Bulaga, Vince Young. Food poisoning.

                      This thread is doing better than I imagined, but I don't know how I could be surprised.
                      Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by pbmax View Post
                        Crosby, Nelson, Bulaga, Vince Young. Food poisoning.

                        This thread is doing better than I imagined, but I don't know how I could be surprised.
                        Most of these things are sadly a yearly recurrence. You have to wonder if Crosby, Nelson, or Bulaga will be with the team much longer.
                        When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro ~Hunter S.

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by denverYooper View Post
                          Most of these things are sadly a yearly recurrence. You have to wonder if Crosby, Nelson, or Bulaga will be with the team much longer.
                          Uh, yes. They will. Except Crosby, I think we've seen the end of him, which is a shame because I thought he was going to be a whole lot better than he's been We've seen how well Bulaga plays. You don't cut a guy because he had two unrelated injuries. Especially if you think he's your left tackle. Nelson is true deep threat #1 receiver who's proved that he can play the position. Those guys don't grow on trees. He's not the best one in the league, but he's damn good.
                          - Once again, adding absolutely nothing to the conversation.

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by pbmax View Post
                            Nelson has a banged up knee. Quarless has a quad. Brad Jones has a finger.


                            J.A.G.J. has had a finger from me many times
                            TERD Buckley over Troy Vincent, Robert Ferguson over Chris Chambers, Kevn King instead of TJ Watt, and now, RICH GANNON, over JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY LEONARD. Thank you FLOWER

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