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  • Official Jump to Conclusions Thread 2013

    Its a tradition spanning at least one year. One preseason game, a little knowledge. Time to be dangerous.


    1. Crosby will not be on the final roster.

    2. Starks will be the starting RB in Week 1.
    Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

  • #2
    Newhouse will beat out Barclay even though Barclay out plays him through the preseason.

    Kuhn gets cut finally (maybe more of a wish than anything else)

    Someone beats out Brad JAG(for Bretsky) Jones for his spot in the base D by mid season
    Originally posted by 3irty1
    This is museum quality stupidity.

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    • #3
      1. The secondary will be decimated by injuries, House's terrible play will make everyone wonder what they saw in him last summer, and the emergence of McMillian as a reliable counterpart to Burnett will be overshadowed by communication breakdowns amidst the revolving door at cornerback positions.

      2. Datone Jones will quickly emerge as the most talented and disruptive guy on the defensive line, but he will also frustrate everyone with nicks and bumps that frequently keep him off the field.

      3. Every position group except QB will suffer at least one major injury and multiple garden variety injuries during the year. Rodgers is the only player to start all 16 games. Next come Josh Sitton and BJ Raji with 12 starts.

      4. Oh, and there will be lots and lots of injuries this year.

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      • #4
        Barclay will back up 10 positions on offense - he doesn't have the arm strength to QB.

        Brad Jones will back up Rodgers - and the rest of you thought that crazy big contract was for playing LB??
        wist

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        • #5
          Big Fin breaks the single season receiving TD record with 26.
          C.H.U.D.

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          • #6
            Secret agent Cobb throws for more TDs than he catches
            "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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            • #7


              Moot!
              "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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              • #8
                Originally posted by wist43 View Post
                Barclay will back up 10 positions on offense - he doesn't have the arm strength to QB.

                Brad Jones will back up Rodgers - and the rest of you thought that crazy big contract was for playing LB??
                Yeah Bard Jones had that strike down the sideline to Van Rooten that showed a lot of promise. Definitely a lot better than Bishop throwing the football.
                Draft Brandin Cooks WR OSU!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by hoosier View Post
                  1. The secondary will be decimated by injuries, House's terrible play will make everyone wonder what they saw in him last summer, and the emergence of McMillian as a reliable counterpart to Burnett will be overshadowed by communication breakdowns amidst the revolving door at cornerback positions.

                  2. Datone Jones will quickly emerge as the most talented and disruptive guy on the defensive line, but he will also frustrate everyone with nicks and bumps that frequently keep him off the field.

                  3. Every position group except QB will suffer at least one major injury and multiple garden variety injuries during the year. Rodgers is the only player to start all 16 games. Next come Josh Sitton and BJ Raji with 12 starts.

                  4. Oh, and there will be lots and lots of injuries this year.
                  This is or seems to be the annual Packer story. Just insert different names each year.
                  "The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."

                  KYPack

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                  • #10
                    Lacy is hurt doesnt play this year

                    Franklin and Harris split carries

                    Starks and Green both season ending injuries

                    AR throws 39 TDs and wins a SB MVP

                    Wist still says the Packers suck and TT should be fired even after the SB saying "what have you done for me lately."
                    Swede: My expertise in this area is extensive. The essential difference between a "battleship" and an "aircraft carrier" is that an aircraft carrier requires five direct hits to sink, but it takes only four direct hits to sink a battleship.

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                    • #11
                      Derrick Sherrod will not be IR'd.

                      Alex Green is cut. Or John Kuhn. Lacy is the season starter.

                      Vince Young is the backup, plays 3 games for the Packers.

                      Cledius Hunt makes the final roster against all expectations.

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                      • #12
                        The 2013 season is forfeited because of injuries.

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                        • #13
                          Franklin goes > 1000 all-purpose yards, 600 receiving yds.
                          CJ Wilson gets 5 sacks in addition to leading the team in tackles per snap (again).
                          When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro ~Hunter S.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby View Post
                            Cledius Hunt makes the final roster against all expectations.

                            As Ol' Cleedeeus always say, you can't teach big, you have to earn it at the kitchen table.

                            "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                            • #15
                              Was it Hunt and Grady Jackson that were simply ignoring the warmup period of a practice or pre-game and Sanders had to walk over to them like a 7th grade teacher to get them to join the program?

                              CLEARLY THEY WERE NOT BIGGER LONGER TOUGHER BETTER
                              Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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