Official Jump to Conclusions Thread 2013

[mraynrand]

Was it Hunt and Grady Jackson that were simply ignoring the warmup period of a practice or pre-game and Sanders had to walk over to them like a 7th grade teacher to get them to join the program?

Didn't Grady Jackson end up eating Sanders? That was a big bun.

[swede]

Its a tradition spanning at least one year. One preseason game, a little knowledge. Time to be dangerous.

1. Crosby will not be on the final roster.

I'm not believing this, but I am at the point where I would not be shocked. There are more points in a Longwell clone than there are in a guy who can doink the goalpost upright from +60 yards.

Edit: In the 2014 NFL Rules Meeting, following presentations by the CFL and Australian Rules Football Association, it is decided that teams will be awarded 4 points for doinking uprights. Crosby's agent spams GM's with the Crosby "Doink!" tape.

2. Starks will be the starting RB in Week 1.

Yes, but not week 3.

Packer's training staff injured in a rollover on a Chicago tollway and Green Bay players mysteriously get better.

[hoosier]

Franklin goes > 1000 all-purpose yards, 600 receiving yds.
CJ Wilson gets 5 sacks in addition to leading the team in tackles per snap (again).

Grade = Incomplete. You forgot to predict your injuries.

[pbmax]

I'm not believing this, but I am at the point where I would not be shocked. There are more points in a Longwell clone than there are in a guy who can doink the goalpost upright from +60 yards.

Edit: In the 2014 NFL Rules Meeting, following presentations by the CFL and Australian Rules Football Association, it is decided that teams will be awarded 4 points for doinking uprights. Crosby's agent spams GM's with the Crosby "Doink!" tape.

It is a special talent. especially when its ALWAYS the right upright.

[Guiness]

Jump to conclusions?

I have inside information that DuJuan will be the starter at RB!

I'm surprised no one floated this one yet - TWill doesn't make the team. At least, not with the contract he has, but the Packers aren't really known to ask players to take pay cuts (aside from Hawk, that is)

[Bossman641]

Hayward and Tramon suffer from nagging injuries all year. House never shows the form he flashed last year.

Alex Green gets traded and makes us regret giving up on him after Starks once again gets injured.

Lacy and Franklin combine for 1,300 rush yards and 9 TD (rush and rec)

[King Friday]

Packer offense will not score a single point in 2013.

[pbmax]

Packer offense will not score a single point in 2013.

Well King Friday gets the thread. Well done.

That's a five clapper.

[Joemailman]

Finley will not score a touchdown.

Tyrone Walker will lead the team in receptions.

CMIII will not have a sack.

Bakhtiari will not let anyone lay a hand on Rodgers.

Packers will always run the ball up the middle on 4th and 2.

MM will lose every challenge.

[CaptainKickass]

Moot!

[Pugger]

Finley will not score a touchdown.

Tyrone Walker will lead the team in receptions.

CMIII will not have a sack.

Bakhtiari will not let anyone lay a hand on Rodgers.

Packers will always run the ball up the middle on 4th and 2.

MM will lose every challenge.

This one isn't all that bold.

[Brandon494]

Aaron Rodgers will break Favre's record for INTs in a season.

[denverYooper]

The DL will impress us this year. And I don't mean Disabled List...