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Why your team sucks 2013: Green Bay Packers
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Fire Campen! Fire Slocum! Fire Rock Gullickson! (oh, nevermind.)
Lookout -- the sky is falling!
Edit: having gone back to actually, you know, read the story, I realize it was by Drew Magary (from KSK)...so it was going to be vulgar satire. Also, IIRC he's a Vikings fan.Last edited by run pMc; 08-15-2013, 05:27 PM.
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What a great article. I guess with the internet, anyone is 'publishable' Needed some more expletives, tho. Stay classy, San Diego!"Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck
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Reading some of the letters below the article - they're pretty funny. This:
"Walk into any Packer fan's home and you’ll see a framed share displayed prominently alongside deer heads and Shopko portraits of FAS-stricken children. This share is probably the most expensive thing the fan has ever purchased ($275), yet is still utterly worthless. In a fire it would get rescued before a baby or pet."
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On the other hand, this is usually solid fantasy advice:Originally posted by mraynrand View PostWhat a great article. I guess with the internet, anyone is 'publishable' Needed some more expletives, tho. Stay classy, San Diego!
Your one fantasy player everyone will hate: Jermichael Finley. Always. He treats every oncoming football like a naked leper.Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.
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Well, if Nelson is perpetually hobbled, Jennings is gone - Finley might actually produce.Originally posted by pbmax View PostOn the other hand, this is usually solid fantasy advice:
Your one fantasy player everyone will hate: Jermichael Finley. Always. He treats every oncoming football like a naked leper.
If I miss out on Graham early, I'm actually looking for Finley in the later rounds. Have Graham as a keeper in two leagues though.wist
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After reading the letter from "Packer" fans (one of whom is a Bear fan and another who has to be DaBaddestBear), I think we should consider this board a beacon of level-headed analysis.Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.
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You guys need to read the Bears edition. I felt that one was much better done.
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-su...ars-1121358012Go PACK
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I found this hilarious. The guy is a Vikings fan, and he lays into the Vikings even worse. It's must read stuff."There's a lot of interest in the draft. It's great. But quite frankly, most of the people that are commenting on it don't know anything about what they are talking about."--Ted Thompson
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Reading all of them gives you some perspective and it all becomes funnier. It's like the VP in Liar, Liar telling Jim Carrey, "Do me! Do me!"Originally posted by HarveyWallbangers View PostI found this hilarious. The guy is a Vikings fan, and he lays into the Vikings even worse. It's must read stuff.[QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.
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This one on the Browns made me spit my Coffee out:
"The Browns suck on an impressive scale, and yet in between having heart attacks and being depressed, people here never shut the fuck up about them. Tune into any of the multitude of awful sports talk radio shows and you’re likely to hear Bernie Kosar slurring through his recollection of losing to the Broncos, followed by confusion, muffled crying, and awkward silence. I used to think Bernie was just a sad drunk, but my current running theory is that he unwittingly developed a rare form of Bell’s Palsy after telling the same story for 26 years ad nauseam."
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From the Vikings article:
"Why your team sucks: Take it from me: Out of all the fanbases in this division, we are the worst. By far. It’s not even close. Lions fans are loyal. Packers fans are insane. Bears fans are fun. And we suck. We are the Atlanta of upper Midwest sports fan groups. The second the Vikings dip even a hair below .500, they have trouble selling tickets. Shit, even when the Vikings are GOOD, most Minnesotans deem themselves too good for their own team. There are thousands of Packers fans in Minnesota. There are NO Vikings fans in Wisconsin."
Classic."In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey."
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