This is why the NFL cracks down on "excessive celebrations"

[Jimx29]

They were afraid of this making it's way into the games:

[Harlan Huckleby]

I think they are worried that choreographed celebrations involving multiple players could led to stuff like




(sorry for way overworking the Miley Cyrus gags, she has touched something deep inside me.)

[MadtownPacker]

(sorry for way overworking the Miley Cyrus gags, she has touched something deep inside me.)

While I'm happy to see you interested in a female for once I have to admit you are cutting it close.

Couldn't they be mistaken for sisters?

[mraynrand]

They were afraid of this making it's way into the games:

In a sport where they only score on average once every nine games, they should get to excessively celebrate. If I followed that 'sport' I'd arrange a pot luck dinner for each score.

[denverYooper]

While I'm happy to see you interested in a female for once I have to admit you are cutting it close.

Couldn't they be mistaken for sisters?

Brilliant!

In Living Color.

[CaptainKickass]

[wootah]

In a sport where they only score on average once every nine games, they should get to excessively celebrate. If I followed that 'sport' I'd arrange a pot luck dinner for each score.

The average is 2,5 goals per game

[Patler]

The average is 2,5 goals per game

I enjoy soccer, and any sport were to score is a meaningful event. Don't care much for basketball where they score every blink of an eye.

[Fritz]

I think they are worried that choreographed celebrations involving multiple players could led to stuff like




(sorry for way overworking the Miley Cyrus gags, she has touched something deep inside me.)

It looks to me like Robin Thicke has touched something deep inside Miley.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Go ahead and make your sick, childish jokes. I'm telling you, it's already started:




We got Trouble
right here in title city
that starts with T
that rhymes with T
that stands for Twerking!

[mraynrand]

I enjoy soccer, and any sport were to score is a meaningful event. Don't care much for basketball where they score every blink of an eye.

It's the quality of the activity that's the key. All-dunk basket ball is pretty dull, but a good game of b-ball has myriad ways of scoring and myriad ways of defending various player that's interesting and exciting. I'm certain there are all sorts of subtleties in soccer whereby an aficionado gets pumped by various trips up and down the field where a advancing dribbler is stopped and then stopped again and again. There are also some really exciting kicks that fly out of bounds, leading to exciting two hand over the head toss ins and some player positioning and genital protection strategies that increase the entertainment level as well.




Grit those teeth! Gosh, that's exciting!!!

[Patler]

...but a good game of b-ball has ... and myriad ways of defending various player...

None of which work, apparently, based on the frequency of scoring in a typical game!

[mraynrand]

None of which work, apparently, based on the frequency of scoring in a typical game!

In b-ball the difference between a good defense and a lousy defense is giving up 70-80 points versus 100-110 points. In football, it's the difference between allowing 280 yards and 579.

[mraynrand]

While I'm happy to see you interested in a female for once I have to admit you are cutting it close.

Couldn't they be mistaken for sisters?

why do I get the impression you had that image ready to go, right on your desktop?

[Upnorth]

So you want excessive celebration?