Official Fire Darren Perry Thread

[Upnorth]

Fritz, this is for you,

Since Collins went down no one has stepped up to be a consistent safety that Dom requires. That to me says one thing,

FIRE DARREN PERRY!

(Does this conflict with existing Wednesday official firings page, or can we make Wednesday the offical fire who ever day?)

[George Cumby]

Fuck it. I'm in.

Fire that moron!

[CaptainKickass]

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He has TWO FIRST NAMES!

NEVER TRUST A MAN WITH TWO FIRST NAMES!

FIRE HIS ASS!

[Fritz]

Fritz, this is for you,

Since Collins went down no one has stepped up to be a consistent safety that Dom requires. That to me says one thing,

FIRE DARREN PERRY!

(Does this conflict with existing Wednesday official firings page, or can we make Wednesday the offical fire who ever day?)

Thanks, man. I say FIRE HIS ASS.

Unless the Packers win and the safeties play well. Then I will start a thread in which I fret that Darren Perry is a hot coaching commodity and MM better promote him before some other team snatches him away.

[Tony Oday]

Fire slocum and Ray Rhodes.

[HowardRoark]

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NEVER TRUST A MAN WITH TWO FIRST NAMES!

[Fritz]

Jimmy Johns?

[CaptainKickass]

I know of zero men who are first named "Rodgers"

[Maxie the Taxi]

I know of zero men who are first named "Rodgers"

You're too young. Google "Rogers Hornsby."

[run pMc]

or
Robert Francois
Johnathan Franklin
Eddie Lacy
Mike Neal
Jordy Nelson
Nick Perry
Jeremy Ross
Ryan Taylor
Lane Taylor

[Upnorth]

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He has TWO FIRST NAMES!

NEVER TRUST A MAN in management WITH TWO FIRST NAMES!

FIRE HIS ASS!

Fixed

[CaptainKickass]

You're too young. Google "Rogers Hornsby."

Kickass analysis:

You're too old!

I Googled it anyway. Took this quote from here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rogers_Hornsby

Hornsby was born in Winters, Texas, the last of Ed and Mary (Rogers) Hornsby's six children.

So, because he was the "last" child born, in some sort of twisted logic the parents gave him a first name after the mother's maiden (read: Last) name. (Last child born gets a first name that's actually the last name of the mother )

Also - there's no letter "d" in that version of Rogers. It's more than a stretch to apply it to Aaron Rodgers.

Kickass Conclusion = Disqualified! (Also further proves the rule)


Regarding this:

or
Robert Francois
Johnathan Franklin
Eddie Lacy
Mike Neal
Jordy Nelson
Nick Perry
Jeremy Ross
Ryan Taylor
Lane Taylor

Kickass analysis:

Robert Francois - Don't trust him. He's already second/third string, but mostly don't trust him due to the french bit.
Johnathan Franklin - need I say more?
Eddie Lacy - Don't trust him
Mike Neal - Don't trust him
Jordy Nelson - His college nickname was "The great white hope". I like his play, but that doesn't mean I should trust him.
Nick Perry - Don't trust him
Jeremy Ross - Haven't you seen him drop the friggin' ball!? Don't trust him
Ryan Taylor - What has he done? Don't trust him
Lane Taylor - Who? Don't trust him

Kickass conclusion, and - at the risk of being redundant:

NEVER TRUST A MAN WITH TWO FIRST NAMES!

[pbmax]

That's some solid analysis there Cap'n, might need a disclaimer in the sig.

[run pMc]

LOL awesome analysis!

[swede]

I rise to defend Jordy Nelson. People named Nelson simply have a last name for a first name, and that shouldn't count against a farm boy from the plains. I trust Jordy. I don't trust people named Nelson.