"Fee Fy Fiddly Eye Oh" - Jump on the "official" Banjo Bandwagon!!

[CaptainKickass]

Let's roll this wagon along....

Who the fuck is Chris Banjo?

Chris Banjo is an American football safety for the Green Bay Packers of the National Football League (NFL).

What the fuck is his story?

He hated football when he started. His family are Nigerian immigrants. His Mom died at age 45.

"Seeing my mom have to fight on a daily basis. That’s really molded me into the man I am"

Good fluffy fuckin' article found here: http://www.packersnews.com/article/2...de-him-fighter

Where the fuck did he come from?

He played college football at Southern Methodist.

How the fuck did he end up in the NFL? In GB?

Banjo originally had tryouts with the Joke-land Gayders and Shittsburgh Squelers in 2012, but neither team offered him a contract.

He was signed by the Jaguars (sorry, I don't have a good insult-ish/parody name for the Jaguars... yet) as a free agent in April 2013, after a tryout during voluntary workouts. He was released by the Jaguars on July 25, 2013.[1]

The Packers signed Banjo just 4 days later on July 29 2013.

It's a motherfuckin' bandwagon! Everybody jump the fuck on!

[Fritz]

I'll jump on the bandwagon, but I won't strum the ol' Banjo. That's one creepy thread title.

[CaptainKickass]

I'll jump on the bandwagon, but I won't strum the ol' Banjo. That's one creepy thread title.

Changed the title 'cause Fritz is a skittish fucker. Prolly from readin too many unrated and creepy posts by other Rats.

[MadScientist]

He was signed by the Jaguars (sorry, I don't have a good insult-ish/parody name for the Jaguars... yet) as a free agent in April 2013, after a tryout during voluntary workouts. He was released by the Jaguars on July 25, 2013

Jack-is-vile Jag-whores ?

WTF is wrong when the Packers are hoping to be saved by a guy who was cut by the fucking Jag-whores.

[Harlan Huckleby]

ahhh, we all have a past. He's pretty fast and he can tackle. He's no dumber than the other guys. I say start him, I'm on the bandwagon.

[swede]

ahhh, we all have a past. He's pretty fast and he can tackle. He's no dumber than the other guys. I say start him, I'm on the bandwagon.

You drove the Samkon Gado bandwagon right into a medical school parking lot. Stay away from the wheel.

[Harlan Huckleby]

I have more of a past than that, I was the Darrell Thompson Jock Sniffers Club president

[mraynrand]

I think you meant Joke-land Gaydars

[mraynrand]

I have more of a past than that, I was the Darrell Thompson Jock Sniffers Club president

I bet Thompson would hate your guts

[George Cumby]

He's shown some pluck. I'm on.

[hoosier]

He is due for a pick this week. If he gets a pick-6 he will be the capo of the secondary mafia.

[packer4life]

All jokes aside, I really didn't notice this guy on the field during the game.

Anyone have some actual football evidence that he could be a player (besides preseason). I want this little fucker to succeed. I simply hate MD Jennings and think he is our weakest link of the 11 D starters (yes, including Hawk). Don't even get me started on McMillian. We need Banjo to be this year's Hawyard!

[Bretsky]

At least he has a cool name

[CaptainKickass]

All jokes aside, Anyone have some actual football evidence that he could be a player. We need Banjo to be this year's Hawyard!

Here.

Let me Google that for you:

http://bit.ly/18wWWlo

[CaptainKickass]

I think you meant Joke-land Gaydars

I did actually. But they weren't worth the double check (Discount!), even with Flynn on their team. And I want Flynn to do well.

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