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    So did Randall Cobb get hurt too? Who didn't? Another season spoiled with boring injury talk.
    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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    jordy was limping at the end too

    we have no running backs healthy on the roster right now

    something has to be changed. troy and buck mentioned how no other team comes close to having as many hamstring injuries as we do

    something is definately wrong at 1265. and its been wrong for 3 years now

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    • #3
      They should set up a spin class. Maybe some Yoga.
      When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro ~Hunter S.

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      • #4
        MM will have the team running backwards next game so as to preserve all collective hammies. Of course then we'll accumulate a couple quad injuries to boot.
        "In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey."

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        • #5
          was hating the early week off but now with so many little hurts it's turned into a good thing.

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          • #6
            New practice unis.
            [QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by red View Post
              jordy was limping at the end too

              we have no running backs healthy on the roster right now

              something has to be changed. troy and buck mentioned how no other team comes close to having as many hamstring injuries as we do

              something is definately wrong at 1265. and its been wrong for 3 years now
              Too many PED's?
              "The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."

              KYPack

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              • #8
                do pro athletes actually stretch before practice and games?

                you never see them doing team stretches anymore like you see in college and high school

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by red View Post
                  do pro athletes actually stretch before practice and games?

                  you never see them doing team stretches anymore like you see in college and high school
                  Stretching is old school. The new school of psychobabble science says stretching is more likely to cause injury than to prevent it:

                  Ian Shrier, M.D., a past president of the Canadian Society of Sports Medicine, has been drilling into the stretching literature since the early 1990s. In a 1999 paper titled "Stretching Before Exercise Does Not Reduce the Risk of Local Muscle Injury," Dr. Shrier lists five reasons why stretching shouldn't be expected to work. Among them: stretching won't change eccentric muscle activity (when a muscle simultaneously contracts and lengthens, as in downhill running), which is believed to cause most injuries; stretching can produce damage at the skeletal level; and stretching appears to mask muscle pain, which could cause the exerciser to ignore this key pre-injury signal. He concludes: "The basic science and clinical evidence today suggests that stretching before exercise is more likely to cause injury than to prevent it."


                  Of course, I think that's pure BS but I wouldn't be surprised if Stubby and his strength and conditioning team swallow it hook, line and sinker.
                  One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
                  John Maxymuk, Packers By The Numbers

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Maxie the Taxi View Post
                    Stretching is old school. The new school of psychobabble science says stretching is more likely to cause injury than to prevent it:





                    Of course, I think that's pure BS but I wouldn't be surprised if Stubby and his strength and conditioning team swallow it hook, line and sinker.
                    I should've known a "new wave" guy like max would know about this.

                    A trainer gave a talk about this at my gym.

                    The guy gave a talk on stretching. We all thought it was new ways to stretch or something, but the punch line of it was to NOT stretch anymore.

                    He did have one pearl of wisdom. It was to go in the steam room or sauna before you worked out to get ya warmed up.

                    We didn't believe the guy, but that is the new trend.

                    Next thing, they'll be tellin' us to give up drinking.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by KYPack View Post

                      Next thing, they'll be tellin' us to give up drinking.
                      Actually, drinking is how Maxie the Taxi warmed up before games. Got him very loose and relaxed.

                      One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
                      John Maxymuk, Packers By The Numbers

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by KYPack View Post
                        Next thing, they'll be tellin' us to give up drinking.



                        (what they really meant is that there is no beer goggle thick enough)
                        "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Maxie the Taxi View Post
                          Actually, drinking is how Maxie the Taxi warmed up before games. Got him very loose and relaxed.

                          That's how Iron Mike gets warmed up before passing out on the couch.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by KYPack View Post
                            I should've known a "new wave" guy like max would know about this.

                            A trainer gave a talk about this at my gym.

                            The guy gave a talk on stretching. We all thought it was new ways to stretch or something, but the punch line of it was to NOT stretch anymore.

                            He did have one pearl of wisdom. It was to go in the steam room or sauna before you worked out to get ya warmed up.

                            We didn't believe the guy, but that is the new trend.

                            Next thing, they'll be tellin' us to give up drinking.
                            The science behind it is sound. Stretching ahead of time puts muscles in a strained state. You want them warm and limber, not stressed and strained. The best kind of warmup is one that simulates how you'll use the muscles.
                            No longer the member of any fan clubs. I'm tired of jinxing players out of the league and into obscurity.

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                            • #15
                              I have no idea what thread to put this story in so this will do.

                              I saw Eddie Lacy at a bachelor party this weekend. He was at this terrible strip club in the Walker's Point neighborhood drinking coca cola and enjoying some titties. He wasn't throwing money around like you might expect but instead was just kind of wandering around in a full Packers sweatsuit and appeared to be there alone. I didn't go up to him or anything because that's probably the last thing he wanted but as we were walking home he pulled out of an alley and almost hit me with his car. Then I took the opportunity to shake his hand through his open window and welcomed him with the traditional greeting of his people. "Roll Tide." He responded "Roll Damn Tide." I'm guessing he hasn't bought a new car yet. He had a mid 2000's silver sedan like an impala or something.
                              70% of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Al Harris.

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