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  • #32
    Nixon's speed will knock your socks off...
    One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
    John Maxymuk, Packers By The Numbers

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    • #33
      Originally posted by Bretsky View Post
      Wasn't the infamous Atlas Herrion enough ? How many more careers are you going to sabotage ?
      I'm only asking the question, not giving him my career-ending endorsement!

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      • #34
        I just want in this thread, but I can't think of any more funny Nixon jokes, either.

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        • #35
          Originally posted by KYPack View Post
          I just want in this thread, but I can't think of any more funny Nixon jokes, either.

          So are you asking us to pardon you?
          "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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          • #36
            Originally posted by KYPack View Post
            I just want in this thread, but I can't think of any more funny Nixon jokes, either.
            KY, if you can't perform the duties of your office here at Packerrats, you have no choice left but to resign.

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            • #37
              Let me make this perfectly clear...I have been told by an unimpeachable source that Nixon is the new Shields. I don't know why the source never told me this before. My question is, what did he know and when did he know it?
              I can't run no more
              With that lawless crowd
              While the killers in high places
              Say their prayers out loud
              But they've summoned, they've summoned up
              A thundercloud
              They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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              • #38
                Deep throat.
                C.H.U.D.

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                • #39
                  Originally posted by Freak Out View Post
                  Deep throat.
                  What the Hell does Linda Lovelace have to do with this?
                  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro ~Hunter S.

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                  • #40
                    Originally posted by Patler View Post
                    KY, if you can't perform the duties of your office here at Packerrats, you have no choice left but to resign.
                    I will.

                    I gave them a sword.

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                    • #41
                      Originally posted by denverYooper View Post
                      What the Hell does Linda Lovelace have to do with this?
                      Funny. That's what Henry Kissinger said.
                      [QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.

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                      • #42
                        Originally posted by denverYooper View Post
                        What the Hell does Linda Lovelace have to do with this?
                        Tricky Dick was frustrated because he saw Deep Throat 23 times and still couldn't get it down Pat.

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                        • #43
                          ^^ It seems I didn't hear every joke told in the 70's.
                          [QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.

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                          • #44
                            What did the elephant say to the naked man?

                            Oh wait, that is not a 70s joke.

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                            • #45
                              No diss implied..but who in the hell is Nixon? Snake is pretty knowledgeable on these things and if I never heard of him...Ummm....no. I'm prob wrong though..so relax.
                              Snake's Twitter comments would be LEGENDARY.........if I was ugly or gave a shit about Twitter.

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