Injury bug has spread south, infects chicago

[Freak Out]

I don't harbor any ill will against Cutlet (well...except that Bear thing) but am glad he's out. He was playing better pretty well within Trestmans offense.

[run pMc]

Bears have a bye to prepare for GB. McCown isn't a starter for a reason, and that defense has not aged well. Losing Cutler and Briggs should hurt them, but I think this will likely mean a heavy dose of Matt Forte in the meantime.
Injuries hurt all teams. Bears are starting a bunch of backups on the DL. Losing your starting QB for 3 games will hurt their chances to make the playoffs, but it's not the end of their season. Packers are fielding rookies at OLB and LT, practice squaders at WR and TE, have lost their best player on defense and a playmaker on offense. It's a wash to me.

[King Friday]

The Bears without Cutler now look a lot like the Vikings...only with a less talented RB.

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Breaking news

the chicago tribune is reporting that it is not in fact a torn groin, but the injury that many fans have expected all along

he in fact, tore his vagina in two locations. and not the one on his face, sources tell the tribune that that is in fact his mouth. the injury occurred to his lower vagina

he will not be able to take any dick in his lower vagina for at least a month, but he is able and in fact already comfortably taking dick in his upper pussy