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[woodbuck27]

Wow. YOU'RE tank huh? You're like anti-legendary round these parts. Sort of like being Infamous.




I take bitcoin donations if anyone needs help from he who might be experienced in the ways of ass-kicking!

Holy Smokes Captain!

Hide that before Lumosity steals it.

I don't ever want to try to push my little penguin through that maze.



My brain will explode.

[Rodgers12]

I always suspected that Mazzin was and still is, a really a hairy sweaty fat dude in his underwear in a mobile home somewhere. You certain she was even real? Man, that was a long ass fucking time ago.

Maybe you're right. But I did chat with Mazzin on AOL IM for a while way back when everyone here at Packerrats was dandy and still together.

For some reason, also way back, she stopped communicating with me. Maybe she's a cop posing as a hot chick thinking I was a pedophile and she lost interest after realizing that I ain't a fucking pedophile. Maybe she realized what a loser I am and she moved on with Partial.

Whatever the case, I have a feeling Mazzin is real. If you're reading this, Mazzin, come back and say hi.

[woodbuck27]

Are you ok, Woody? That was both semi-coherent AND funny.

I'm just swell .... et merci beaucoup.

[KYPack]

This is why I ignore you most of the time. I guess that rubbed you the wrong way. You are presumptuous.

Thread jacking? Never. I read and post in like 10% of the megabytes of this forum. I don't make personal attacks b/c I don't get into personal relationships with humble internet posters the world wide web over, although I did try to get personal with Mazzin but she ruthlessly turned me down.

I think I initially got banned for making multiple accounts at the same point in space and time, which I no longer do. I also learned a lesson about vouching for Favre in an unofficial Favre thread and making political analogies in the football forum.

As for my so-called "schtick," I am not as smart or as funny as Harlan. I stole most of my so-called "jokes" from Family Guy, Futurama, King of the Hill, American Dad!, The Cleveland Show, The Simpsons, and to a lesser extent, Bob's Burger. Yes, I am balding and still watch cartoons. At least I don't watch Sponge Bob.

Folks who are familiar with the aforementioned shows don't seem to have a problem with me. I think Nutz, Iron Mike, Harlan, Rand, Joemailman, Ballhawk (where the hell is he nowadays anyway) and a few other are dandy with me.

That's a clever move. Talk shit to your executioners. You've never jacked any threads? Hah. that's like a firebug stating that he never uses matches. You constantly jacked threads on here, in fact, THAT's what got you tossed the last time you snuck back on the forum.

Your schtick isn't your weak, cartoon-based jokes. It's your bullshit. Constantly spamming for Sherman (whom nobody but you gives two shits about anymore), slamming TT, MM, & Rodgers. If for instance, somebody starts a thread on the defense and the discussion gets going, boom, here comes Tank, slamming TT and the whole thread goes South. Then people start leaving the forum. Some come back, after they figure out you've been banned again. It's annoying.

You've been banned for doing all kinds of shit. You've told so many lies and done so much crap, YOU can't even remember all the shit you've done.

It all boils down to credibility, too. Your word is no good and your judgment is flawed. You don't know what you're talking about, how are we supposed to take your information as having any value?

Trying to get down with Mazzin, but struck out? Couple things happened there. She thought you were super creepy. Also, she had a boyfriend, who is now her husband, they have a child. When you IMing to Mazzin, I'd imagine her husband was reading 'em. He got you, not Partial. The thought that you thought she took off with partial is a bonus laugh at your expense. Hey, laughing out loud, as they say.

I know you need a woman, yer always crying about that. Why don't you make a run at that Lennay Kekua? She's all a fantasy anyway. You could have her in any fashion your little brain could conjur up. Hell, she would even go for your shutdown corner fantasy, what does she care?, she's imaginary, like your football heroics.

That is also the main reason the ban on you needs to be enforced. You need to get off these Packer Forums and cartoon watching. Get out in the world and meet some actual, human women. They could solve a great deal of your mental confusion through physical therapy.

I noticed you said in this post that you were trying to change. That's great. A fool like yourself needs to know his limitations.

[CaptainKickass]