2014 Offseason Errata

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NFL Hipster Logos. http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/...-hipsters.html

Here is the Packers. It's got to be a "fixie", no?

[denverYooper]

Fucking hipsters. Haven't they figured out they're just a marketing construct yet?

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Tyler Dunne @TyDunne 1h
Caught up with some of Eddie Lacy's former Alabama teammates. One says his nickname was "Sweet Feet" ("Feet" for short) in college.

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Cowboy Coaching Cluster**** or All My Coaches:

Scott Linehan named Passing Game Coordinator and will call plays
Bill Callahan still Offensive Coordinator and will design run game and coach OLine (added bonus, Ed Werder reports if Garrett fired Callahan would be interim coach)
Monte Kiffin Asst Head Coach/Defense (but not interim unless Callahan gets fired)
Rod Marinelli new Defensive Coordinator

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/01/28/cowboys-make-changes-on-both-sides-of-the-ball/

This, of course, is not info about an actual Professional Football team so in the errata thread it goes.

[Joemailman]

Cowboy Coaching Cluster**** or All My Coaches:

Scott Linehan named Passing Game Coordinator and will call plays
Bill Callahan still Offensive Coordinator and will design run game and coach OLine (added bonus, Ed Werder reports if Garrett fired Callahan would be interim coach)
Monte Kiffin Asst Head Coach/Defense (but not interim unless Callahan gets fired)
Rod Marinelli new Defensive Coordinator

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/01/28/cowboys-make-changes-on-both-sides-of-the-ball/

This, of course, is not info about an actual Professional Football team so in the errata thread it goes.

What does Garrett do?

[mraynrand]

Cowboy Coaching Cluster****

Cowboy's version of Cluster's last stand?

[MadScientist]

Well that should keep the Cowboys out of the playoffs for another season or three.

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Would pay money to hear that 911 call.

"I said my WEINERmobile is stuck in the median..."

[denverYooper]

What does Garrett do?

Same thing as Kiffin now does.

[hoosier]

Would pay money to hear that 911 call.

"I said my WEINERmobile is stuck in the median..."

Now what was that thing doing in the passing lane to begin with? F*&^$ing drivers today are clueless about how to drive on the interstate.

[denverYooper]

Would pay money to hear that 911 call.

"I said my WEINERmobile is stuck in the median..."

"Matt Leinart, is that you again?"

[Guiness]

Would pay money to hear that 911 call.

"I said my WEINERmobile is stuck in the median..."

You had me at WEINER

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What does Garrett do?

Organizational flow chart is going to take at least until the draft. We will have an announcement then.

[denverYooper]

Kevin Seifert @SeifertESPN 2m
Of course he is #Vikings RT @dcsportsbog: Fred Smoot is trying to crowd-fund a Love Boat-inspired charity event

[mraynrand]

Would pay money to hear that 911 call.

"I said my WEINERmobile is stuck in the median..."

"I drove my weinermobile into a ditch" - imagine how that sounds over a scratchy phone line.