Proposed new rules

[denverYooper]

I say the Packers hide a few of the opposing team's helmets behind their bench. Then, when the Pack scores, the guy who scores runs to the bench, grabs the opposing team's helmet, puts it against his crotch, and humps it.

That's entertainment, right there.

The NSA must have a ball with your search history.

[Fritz]

The NSA must have a ball with your search history.

None of the helmets in question is under legal age.

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the goal post dunk is now banned

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10671807/nfl-penalize-goal-post-dunk-next-season

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refs can now also consult the head ref in new york during reviews now too

good move there imo

[Guiness]

my guess is goddell and the NFL would frown upon "skull fucking" as a td celebration

would he go for this?

[Joemailman]

refs can now also consult the head ref in new york during reviews now too

good move there imo

Yep. the Fail Mary might have turned out different.

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^^^^ when you play a sport where you only score once every 42 days, you should get to celebrate any way you want.

not true, theres almost as much scoring in soccer as there is in american football

american football just has to trick you by using multipliers to the scores to make it seems like there's more scoring going on.

today, i just witnessed the soccer team i follow lose 4-1.. if we apply american football's way of adding point, you would have a score of 28-7

you're just being fooled by fake numbers

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Yep. the Fail Mary might have turned out different.

don't be so sure

didn't the head asshole come out and say that the fake refs got the call right? they then came out and explained why the call was correct, even though everyone with at least 1 good eye could clearly see that their explanation was completely full of shit

we can all hope it makes the game better, but until i actually see it happen, i'll won't believe it will ever happen

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would he go for this?

i think he would, but only if the player holds up a banner to advertise whatever ED pill was willing to pay the most money that day

then joe buck could say,

alright guys, if you take "insert ED pill of the month here", you'll be able to fuck just like he does

because, thats all those ads are really saying anyways

then jimmy johnson could chime in and say

"You know guys, i never ever use to be able to fuck chicks like that because my dick was just too small, but now that i use extenze i can fuck all kinds of chicks like that, and they can feel it"

[denverYooper]

THERE'S... YOUR... DAGGER!

[denverYooper]

Chris Long @JOEL9ONE 15m
No more goal post dunks. How arbitrary. #Offensive #Holding #penalty on the #agenda soon I'm guessing!

[Guiness]

Don't understand leaving the clock running after a sack. Punishes a defensive team that's behind and trying to get the ball back. If you're on offense with a lead late in the fourth quarter, have your QB hold the ball, run around a bit and slide into a defensive player.

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Don't understand leaving the clock running after a sack. Punishes a defensive team that's behind and trying to get the ball back. If you're on offense with a lead late in the fourth quarter, have your QB hold the ball, run around a bit and slide into a defensive player.

yeah, but on the flip side. if its late in the game and the offense is losing, you would actually be rewarded for taking a sack by the clock stopping

to me, a sack should be treated just like a rushing play, clock should still run

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heres a complete rundown of all the proposed changes, and their outcomes

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/03/26/five-rules-changes-pass-as-nfl-owners-vote-at-league-meeting/

[pbmax]

Don Banks @DonBanks 1h
NFL discussed 14-team playoff field this week. "Think there's tremendous amount of interest in it, possibly even support,'' R. Goodell said.

Translation: They patted me on the head and told me "good job son".