Uh Oh Kaepernick

[Brandon494]

*Stolen from ESPN board*

Unnamed woman admits to doing drugs, willingly gets naked, does not have sex, can't remember anything else.

I should file a police report on myself every weekend, I guess.

[MadScientist]

Again, lets hear the whole story. What is she alleging? It doesn't specifically say she is accusing anyone of anything, but it "sounds" that way. Its possible they drugged her and pulled a train...or at least sounds like the police think that may have happened. Its also possible she passed out from drinking too much and they called an ambulance out of concern for her while never touching her. Like I said, lets hear more facts before we pass judgement on them or her.

The initial reports said he was being investigated for a sexual assault. However that was before the police report was released. There isn't a specific accusation in the report (other than presence and use of drugs), but the police have to investigate. After Sharper, they have to take things seriously. Still the biggest question in the report is why did she go to the police? Unless new information comes to light, I can't see any serious charges being filed.

[Rutnstrut]

Maybe MM new plan to stop the 49ers is to send trap hoes to their best players.

Great idea, but it doesn't fit the scheme

[pbmax]

Time for Packer Plan D:

Miami police call initial report on Kaepernick “out of context”

Miami Police spokesman Rene Pimental told the San Jose Mercury News that TMZ, which initially broke the story of Kaepernick being a subject of a police investigation, “took the report out of context.”

Can't believe TMZ isn't more reliable.

[Kiwon]

Colin needs to return to his roots and ask himself 'WWFD' - What Would Favre Do?

[Zool]

Are you suggesting he send pics of his dick to her?

[KYPack]

Maybe MM new plan to stop the 49ers is to send trap hoes to their best players.

An ancient pro trick.

It's happened before and will happen again.

[pbmax]

Plan D will need to be good. The kid has come out swinging.

Colin Kaepernick @Kaepernick7 21m
(1/3) The charges made in the TMZ story and other stories I’ve seen are completely wrong. They make things up about me that never happened.

Colin Kaepernick @Kaepernick7 21m
(2/3) I take great pride in who I am and what I do, but I guess sometimes you have to deal with someone who makes things up.

Colin Kaepernick @Kaepernick7 20m
(3/3) I want to thank all of the people who have shared their encouraging sentiments. I assure you that your faith is not misplaced.

[denverYooper]

Plan D will need to be good. The kid has come out swinging.

Colin Kaepernick @Kaepernick7 21m
(1/3) The charges made in the TMZ story and other stories I’ve seen are completely wrong. They make things up about me that never happened.

Colin Kaepernick @Kaepernick7 21m
(2/3) I take great pride in who I am and what I do, but I guess sometimes you have to deal with someone who makes things up.

Colin Kaepernick @Kaepernick7 20m
(3/3) I want to thank all of the people who have shared their encouraging sentiments. I assure you that your faith is not misplaced.

I wonder if his lawyer wrote those up.

[MadtownPacker]

He acts like a thugs, but like I said acts, he ain't gangster for shit. Doubt he did anything wrong to this bitch.

[Guiness]

An ancient pro trick.

It's happened before and will happen again.

Never happened to me 8-(

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro...

[bobblehead]

He acts like a thugs, but like I said acts, he ain't gangster for shit. Doubt he did anything wrong to this bitch.

the more I read, the more i think the "bitch" hasn't accused anyone of anything. The police are "investigating" because she ended up in the hospital with drugs in her system. I doubt the investigation is still ongoing to be honest and people are making something out of nothing.

[bobblehead]

Are you suggesting he send pics of his dick to her?

No silly, he should send pics of FAVRE'S dick to her.

[pbmax]

Somewhere I read she insisted on a report being filed because she had no idea how (or possibly why) she ended up in the ER.

If true, that makes some sense. Though had she been that thorough the night before she might remember what happened.

[MJZiggy]

No silly, he should send pics of FAVRE'S dick to her.

There's not enough to go around...