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Ditka vs the Giants?
AH Ditka in a close one 1500 to 0
I LOVED those skits.
AH Ditka in a close one 1500 to 0
I LOVED those skits.
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Swede: My expertise in this area is extensive. The essential difference between a "battleship" and an "aircraft carrier" is that an aircraft carrier requires five direct hits to sink, but it takes only four direct hits to sink a battleship. -
How about Favre against Chuck Norris?
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Ditka vs. Hurricane Ditka was a tough one though."There's a lot of interest in the draft. It's great. But quite frankly, most of the people that are commenting on it don't know anything about what they are talking about."--Ted ThompsonComment
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Favre vs. Jesus -
Jesus turns the other cheek and lets Brett win.
Favre vs. Yahweh -
God delivers many a plague, but Favre still plays and pulls out a squeeker.
Favre vs. Allah -
Too tough to call.
Favre vs Buddah -
Buddah is too fat and slow, Favre wins easily.
Favre vs. Sheva -
Even though Sheva reincarnates as Jim Thorpe, Favre still pulls out the victory.
Favre vs. Zeus -
Zeus might have a chance if the game were played at Mt. Olympus, but not here in America.
Favre vs. Thor -
God of Thunder? Not in this game! After this contest they'll be calling him God of mild spring shower.Comment
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Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicked God so hard a piece fell off of God and from this piece Brett Favre was born!Swede: My expertise in this area is extensive. The essential difference between a "battleship" and an "aircraft carrier" is that an aircraft carrier requires five direct hits to sink, but it takes only four direct hits to sink a battleship.Comment
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Funny stuff, ahaha!"There's a lot of interest in the draft. It's great. But quite frankly, most of the people that are commenting on it don't know anything about what they are talking about."--Ted ThompsonComment
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Ditka or a hurricane.... named ditka!
*ponder for a moment*
Ditka!!Comment
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What Harvey said.
Harv, for an accountant, I like you!Comment
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I ain't no accountant. In fact, if I were an accountant, I'd be the worst one in history.Originally posted by Tarlam!"There's a lot of interest in the draft. It's great. But quite frankly, most of the people that are commenting on it don't know anything about what they are talking about."--Ted ThompsonComment
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Re: Favre vs. God?
No, I think Elway retired.Originally posted by ahahaComment
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Devine hasn't even coached the Packers since 1974.Originally posted by CaliforniaCheezComment
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And he almost didnt play Rudy!!! What an ass!Originally posted by TerrySwede: My expertise in this area is extensive. The essential difference between a "battleship" and an "aircraft carrier" is that an aircraft carrier requires five direct hits to sink, but it takes only four direct hits to sink a battleship.Comment
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Do not anger the football gods. The other God (or comparable divinity) doesn't mind.Originally posted by CaliforniaCheez
And let us not forget to say our prayers to the football gods:
OUR FAVRE
Our Favre,
Who art in Lambeau,
Hallowed be thine arm.
The bowl will come,
It will be won.
In New Orleans as it is in Lambeau.
And give us this Sunday,
Our weekly win.
And give us many touchdown passes.
But do not let others pass against us.
Lead us not into frustration,
But deliver us to Bourbon street.
For thine is the MVP, the best of the NFC,
and the glory of the Cheeseheads,
now and forever.
Go get 'em.
Copyright © 1996 Dresden Loves The Pack
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I ALWAYS thought you were a bean counter! My faith in humanity is RESTORED!Originally posted by HarveyWallbangersComment
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OUR FAVRE
Our Favre,
Who art in Lambeau,
Hallowed be thine arm.
The Game will come,
It will be won.
In Cinncinati as it is in Lambeau.
And give us this Sunday,
Our weekly win.
And give us many touchdown passes.
But do not let others pass against us.
Lead us not into frustration,
But deliver us to 2-1.
For thine is the MVP, the best of the NFC,
and the glory of the Cheeseheads,
now and forever.Swede: My expertise in this area is extensive. The essential difference between a "battleship" and an "aircraft carrier" is that an aircraft carrier requires five direct hits to sink, but it takes only four direct hits to sink a battleship.Comment
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