OFFICIAL: Jordy Nelson (always beats killer D) thread

[CaptainKickass]

http://thekickassparodyproject.bandcamp.com/track/jordy-nelson-always-beats-killer-d

[woodbuck27]

I like it !

[CaptainKickass]

I like it !

Thanks Woody. Been incubating that song for a year or so. Last time I made Packers songs we got to the big dance. Anything to help the team and the fans. Probably good to have some rah-rah during the bye week.

[mraynrand]

STP throwback! Good beat, easy to dance to. Nice work. "Great white hope" - LOL

[CaptainKickass]

STP throwback! Good beat, easy to dance to. Nice work. "Great white hope" - LOL

Thanks mraynrand! Glad some folks like it. It's truly a parody of a song called Willie Nelson by a great rock band called Clutch.

Here's the original:

Pretty rocking yea?


This Packers receiving record is what inspired me to finish the song and get it online, and I can't believe there's not more being made of it:



Jordy's one of my all time favorite Packers. Not a diva. Humble. Hard working. etc etc

[Zool]

Awesome Cap. What is that amp/pedal combo? Marshall/tube screamer?

[Freak Out]

The captain kicks ass! LETS GO!

[CaptainKickass]

Awesome Cap. What is that amp/pedal combo? Marshall/tube screamer?

I actually don't know, but it was an all-tube rig. The guitar was a Les paul, but I was having a friend do the bass tracks and he went ahead and did the guitar tracks too. He's a got a small home studio set up & all-pro type gear. I felt it was plenty beefy so just went with it.

I did the writing & performed the main vocals myself and the backup harmony is the same guitarist.

Drums were done by a different guy.

[CaptainKickass]

The captain kicks ass! LETS GO!

Thx Freak, indeed:


LET'S GO!!

[pbmax]

Now that I can play video again, five clap post Cap'n. Loved the song.

[CaptainKickass]

Now that I can play video again, five clap post Cap'n. Loved the song.

Thx PB!


I was doing some data cleanup and I ran across a note from before the season about Jordy. It said only this:

"Here's another tidbit from the Washington Post from yesterday (June 30). Rodgers to Nelson combo passer rating of 143.9 since 2011. 224 time to Nelson, 158 passes caught (70.5%), 2683 yds, 26 TDs and 3 INTs"


Whatever happens, he's had a hell of a good time.

[CaptainKickass]

Bump for Playoffs!!!

Now With Lyrics!!

The Pack's receiving demon
Both away and at home
Catching TD's proper
In college he was the great white hope

Well you won't know if they're running or throwing
He plays great technique
Only one thing's for certain
Jordy Nelson always beats killer D

Now he's breaking more records
Writing Packers lore
Big 1st down the scores tied
Double teamed and yet he still scores
Bears Lions Vikings
All hang their heads in jealousy
Wishing for a tough guy
Who consistently scores TD's

Well you won't know if they're running or throwing
He plays great technique
Only one thing's for certain
Jordy Nelson always beats killer D


Stoked!!!!!

[pbmax]

I want to hear this on the radio this week.