
Rusty! Listen to your mother. I was speeding. I was driving like a maniac. We can all be grateful for this man for stopping us. You see kids...
I don't know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state, but it's probably pretty stiff.
Just like the Grizwolds, not a lot of the trip this season has gone according to the plan. We've run off of the freeway, stopped at Cousin Eddie's, jumped the car off of a closed road, lost our cash, had our credit cards reported stolen (by us), stolen cash, dragged dogs, and picked up an annoying corpse.
It's time to drop off the deadweight doubters (i.e. Aunt Edna) and their yappy little dogs (McGinn) in Arizona on our quest to see the moose.
And just like the Grizwolds, the Packers will prevail on sheer stupid will over an absurd situation. They're huge road dogs in Phoenix, playing a team that handled them the last time they faced off.
I think this time around, the Packers will be dangerous. They have typically responded in these kinds of situations against long odds with good games. If they can get pressure on D and get Palmer with happy feet and get a few plays (and 0 turnovers, or at last not give up points on offense) they'll be in striking distance at the end.
And that's where it will all go down.
Legacy game tonight Rats.
We're going to Wally World.
MARTY MOOSE! MARTY MOOSE!
HYUCK! THAT'S ME!

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