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  • Official 2016 Fuckdoggle Thread

    Week 1

    I nominate Joe Thomas. Interception to set up the first TD, and great stop at the end.

    Do I Have a second?
    I can't run no more
    With that lawless crowd
    While the killers in high places
    Say their prayers out loud
    But they've summoned, they've summoned up
    A thundercloud
    They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

  • #2
    Originally posted by Joemailman View Post
    Week 1

    I nominate Joe Thomas. Interception to set up the first TD, and great stop at the end.

    Do I Have a second?
    2nd

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    • #3
      I call for the question.
      Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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      • #4
        I nominate Dean Lowry.
        One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
        John Maxymuk, Packers By The Numbers

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Maxie the Taxi View Post
          I nominate Dean Lowry.
          I'll let Blue Dog do the second.
          I can't run no more
          With that lawless crowd
          While the killers in high places
          Say their prayers out loud
          But they've summoned, they've summoned up
          A thundercloud
          They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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          • #6
            Lean Mean Dean made it into the box scores

            D. Lowry 1 tackle 0 assists

            "Every thousand mile journey begins with a single step." - Laozi 604 bc

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            • #7
              Actually, I'm not sure a 4th round pick qualifies for Fuckdoggle.
              I can't run no more
              With that lawless crowd
              While the killers in high places
              Say their prayers out loud
              But they've summoned, they've summoned up
              A thundercloud
              They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Joemailman View Post
                Week 1

                I nominate Joe Thomas. Interception to set up the first TD, and great stop at the end.

                Do I Have a second?
                Worthy choice. Unfortunately, I believe the MOF (Master of Fuckdoggle) resigned his post in anger. His replacement left under a shadow of corruption, although nothing was proven. Do you propose to be the new MOF? What credentials can you present to the assembly? Why do you want to be the MOF?

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                • #9
                  Actually, I would pass this week since no Fuckdoggleable player did anything spectacular. But I could be dead wrong.
                  One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
                  John Maxymuk, Packers By The Numbers

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                  • #10
                    i'm all for thomas, he bookended the game nicely

                    he didn't contribute many pages to the book though

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Maxie the Taxi View Post
                      Actually, I would pass this week since no Fuckdoggleable player did anything spectacular. But I could be dead wrong.
                      I think we see why the MOF job has been such a career killer. Nobody agrees on what the award means, so 2/3 of the membership simmers in anger at all decisions. Very much like your condo association.

                      I say Joe Thomas was spectacular enough.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby View Post
                        I think we see why the MOF job has been such a career killer. Nobody agrees on what the award means, so 2/3 of the membership simmers in anger at all decisions. Very much like your condo association.

                        I say Joe Thomas was spectacular enough.
                        I angrily disagree.
                        One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
                        John Maxymuk, Packers By The Numbers

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Maxie the Taxi View Post
                          I could be dead
                          not soon enough

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Joemailman View Post
                            Actually, I'm not sure a 4th round pick qualifies for Fuckdoggle.
                            Not a hard and fast rule. The spirit of the Fuckdoggle is to mystify and discourage an opposing fan base with a Packer player previously unknown to them. If Devon Lowry has reputation at all it is for having the shortest arm to height ration of any player since "Thalidomide Cal" Jorgenson.

                            Should the weekly Fuckdoggle nomination arise as the result of a replacement of a known player (leading to short-lived happiness on the part of the opposing fans before dealing with the frustration that comes with the arrival of an effective unknown player) you would have a classic Barney Fuckdoggle situation, but that. of course, goes without saying.
                            [QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by swede View Post
                              Not a hard and fast rule. The spirit of the Fuckdoggle is to mystify and discourage an opposing fan base with a Packer player previously unknown to them. If Devon Lowry has reputation at all it is for having the shortest arm to height ration of any player since "Thalidomide Cal" Jorgenson.

                              Should the weekly Fuckdoggle nomination arise as the result of a replacement of a known player (leading to short-lived happiness on the part of the opposing fans before dealing with the frustration that comes with the arrival of an effective unknown player) you would have a classic Barney Fuckdoggle situation, but that. of course, goes without saying.
                              Well said!!!!!

                              I nominate Swede for this week's Fuckdoggle.
                              One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
                              John Maxymuk, Packers By The Numbers

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