It's Thursday already. The Mailman and pbmax are too lazy to start this thread, so allow me - Tank Elf Duke, stoic, father of dragons and legitimate king of the Utopia of Earth - to do so.
Keys to victory:
Behead the Switch Hitter - Pretty obvious. Cut off the head of AP and Vikes offense will shut down like Darren Charles on that fateful day yours truly shut him down.
Get off the fuckin' field! - D couldn't get off the field last week. Consequently, Rodgers, Cobb, Nelson, Lacy, Cook fantasy owners suffered.
Gunsling It- If the Great Arm of Butte dances around behind the LOS all day, as he did last week, Vikes' fearsome foursome will eat him out alive. Gunsling' it like Favre!
Score STDs- Standardized touchdowns. Finish drives. Get the rock in.
Catch the Damn Ball - Adams would not be able to catch a cold if he was standing coatless on Antarctica with the mighty Emperor Penguins. Bleep him. Monty, Janis, Abby and Cook need to step up...and catch the damn ball.
Side notes: Thompson should've drafted Harrison Smith, the hip-hop saftey from Notre Dame, instead of Perry...Greenway is older than dirt, but he's still playing while draft-mate Hawk is already out of the league...Bradford will start this game.
Packers 34
Vikings 17
Keys to victory:
Behead the Switch Hitter - Pretty obvious. Cut off the head of AP and Vikes offense will shut down like Darren Charles on that fateful day yours truly shut him down.
Get off the fuckin' field! - D couldn't get off the field last week. Consequently, Rodgers, Cobb, Nelson, Lacy, Cook fantasy owners suffered.
Gunsling It- If the Great Arm of Butte dances around behind the LOS all day, as he did last week, Vikes' fearsome foursome will eat him out alive. Gunsling' it like Favre!
Score STDs- Standardized touchdowns. Finish drives. Get the rock in.
Catch the Damn Ball - Adams would not be able to catch a cold if he was standing coatless on Antarctica with the mighty Emperor Penguins. Bleep him. Monty, Janis, Abby and Cook need to step up...and catch the damn ball.
Side notes: Thompson should've drafted Harrison Smith, the hip-hop saftey from Notre Dame, instead of Perry...Greenway is older than dirt, but he's still playing while draft-mate Hawk is already out of the league...Bradford will start this game.
Packers 34
Vikings 17


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