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  • Pimps & Hoes - Queens, Part 1

    Hoes (Duds):

    Great Arm of Butte - Inaccurate. Indecisive. Fumbled the rock more times in this game than Don Majkowski did in his entire NFL career - And the "Majik Man" was infamous for his fumbling, as well as his mallet. Get ya shit together already, Twelve!

    LaToya Adams
    - Dropped a bunch of tough catches, but he still has to catch 'em. He's a fuckin' receiver, for fuck's sake! This guy can't catch. Amen. Packers would be better off moving Adams to saftey.

    LaMary Randall - Diggs dug a hole in that new Metrosexual Dome and buried Randall alive. Randall's performance was a disgrace to corners all over the world in the present, in the past, in the future, in 2D, in 3D, in 4D, in 5D and even in 6D. It was so disgraceful, I actually wished for a moment that I was never a shutdown corner in high school. PI on that pivotal 3rd down play was unwarranted, though. That was a textbook pass "defensed" (I know that to be true b/c I was a shutdown corner in high school, and I shut down Darren Charles in a game).

    OL - Bak and Bulaga were Minnesota's bitches. Tretter lost penetration far too often. Lang was a flag a-waiting to happen. Taylor? This guy actually played fair.

    Burnett - Awful yet again in coverage. Tackled terribly. The D actually played better after Burnett got KOed. Happy to see my dawg, K-Brice, get some snaps.

    Pimps (Studs):

    Daniels - Instrumental against the run. Drew unnecessary roughness for being crazy after a play.

  • #2
    Bakh and Bulaga each had one play they need back, and Lang had a big holding call that killed a drive but I didn't think the line was a major problem.

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    • #3
      You should change your account name to "Shutdown Corner"

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      • #4
        Do you make any posts without referring to your glory days at "Polk High"?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Clayish View Post
          You should change your account name to "Shutdown Corner"
          I'd like to change my rat nickname to that. "Senior Rat", wtf? No longer a young stud and having lost most of my hippie hair, I am growing old but I ain't that old.

          Time betrays you once you hit 30.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Rutnstrut View Post
            Do you make any posts without referring to your glory days at "Polk High"?
            Never.

            At practice my coaches were like, "Tank, we're a Pistol Force defense. Play the freakin' D!" And I'm like, "Yo coach, screw that. Ima shutdown corner. Just put me on an island against the foe's #1 receiver and lemme do my thing!"

            Nutz woulda loved to coach me.

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            • #7
              I shut down once at 3 AM on the corner of N. 60th St. and Capitol Drive. Does that make me a shutdown corner too?
              One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
              John Maxymuk, Packers By The Numbers

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Maxie the Taxi View Post
                I shut down once at 3 AM on the corner of N. 60th St. and Capitol Drive. Does that make me a shutdown corner too?
                lol

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                • #9
                  LaToya Adams - Dropped a bunch of tough catches, but he still has to catch 'em. He's a fuckin' receiver, for fuck's sake! This guy can't catch. Amen. Packers would be better off moving Adams to saftey.
                  Jordy had a bad drop last night IIRC.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Anti-Polar Bear View Post
                    I'd like to change my rat nickname to that. "Senior Rat", wtf? No longer a young stud and having lost most of my hippie hair, I am growing old but I ain't that old.

                    Time betrays you once you hit 30.
                    Dumbass that is like in a job title. Guess you wouldn't know. What do you want your rat name to be then?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by MadtownPacker View Post
                      Dumbass that is like in a job title. Guess you wouldn't know. What do you want your rat name to be then?
                      Let me guess... "Shutdown Corner?"
                      One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
                      John Maxymuk, Packers By The Numbers

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                      • #12
                        "Annoying Lying Fanboy Goof"

                        would be appropriate.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by MadtownPacker View Post
                          Dumbass that is like in a job title. Guess you wouldn't know. What do you want your rat name to be then?
                          "Shutdown Corner" would do, or what Kentucky suggested.

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                          • #14
                            How about:

                            "Living In The Past Rat".

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Maxie the Taxi View Post
                              I shut down once at 3 AM on the corner of N. 60th St. and Capitol Drive. Does that make me a shutdown corner too?
                              Dr. Jack Kevorkian was a shutdown coroner.
                              "Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts." -Daniel Patrick Moynihan

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