Martinez and Ryan Need Nickname

[Anti-Polar Bear]

DP

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Who the hell are Jon and Ponch?

Fez and Kelso

[Harlan Huckleby]

That's it!

Spic and Mick.

I don't know, I'm afraid our day may be past. We can no longer call a spade a spade - even "oriental" is off limits unless it's a rug. The good old days are gone, the only hope for us is if a savior comes along to make America great again.