Hoes:
Polar Bear - Antonio Cromartie isn't the lackdown corner he was in his prime, but he would've played better, or sucked less, than Hyde, Gunter and Rollins tonight. Polar Bear hasn't done a fucking thing about the corner position since injuries struck. McGinn wrote a great piece the other day about Thompson's fuck ups with Vernon Davis. Thompson is long due for the Louis XVI treatment.
Fat Man - Team wasn't ready to play. Team got fucked like Custer at Little Bighorn. Fucking guillotine's cleaned and ready to roll. Louis XVI treatment.
Capers - Who the fuck put a lb on an island against a fast WR on a bomb in the clutch?
Gunter, Rollins, Hyde - They suck. Wolf liked to say that either you can ball or you can't. Well, they can't. Ron Wolf would've cut these pussycats 4 scores and 7 yards ago.
Janis - I am Janis' biggest fan, but McCarthy shoulda dragged Janis by the facemask into an even shittier doghouse after that ST screw up. Worked wonders for Billy Schroeder, as it ignited the fire in him and he eventually became an awesome starting WR for the Pack. However, Janis should be getting playing time at receiver over Allison - another reason McCarthy deserves the Louis XVI treatment.
Pimps:
NBC - Shortly after the network showed Redcoats owner Dan Snyder dancing gloriously, they turned a camera at Prez Murphy. The melancholic look on Murphy's face seemed to say, "Off with heads! Lets start with the Polar Bear!" I have a 2005 bottle of "Twenty-Four by Charles Woodson" stored in my wine cellar. As the original anti-polar bear - humble folks who want to see Thompson's head on a silver plate - I've been saving it for the day Thompson's GM of my beloved Pack no more.
Polar Bear - Antonio Cromartie isn't the lackdown corner he was in his prime, but he would've played better, or sucked less, than Hyde, Gunter and Rollins tonight. Polar Bear hasn't done a fucking thing about the corner position since injuries struck. McGinn wrote a great piece the other day about Thompson's fuck ups with Vernon Davis. Thompson is long due for the Louis XVI treatment.
Fat Man - Team wasn't ready to play. Team got fucked like Custer at Little Bighorn. Fucking guillotine's cleaned and ready to roll. Louis XVI treatment.
Capers - Who the fuck put a lb on an island against a fast WR on a bomb in the clutch?
Gunter, Rollins, Hyde - They suck. Wolf liked to say that either you can ball or you can't. Well, they can't. Ron Wolf would've cut these pussycats 4 scores and 7 yards ago.
Janis - I am Janis' biggest fan, but McCarthy shoulda dragged Janis by the facemask into an even shittier doghouse after that ST screw up. Worked wonders for Billy Schroeder, as it ignited the fire in him and he eventually became an awesome starting WR for the Pack. However, Janis should be getting playing time at receiver over Allison - another reason McCarthy deserves the Louis XVI treatment.
Pimps:
NBC - Shortly after the network showed Redcoats owner Dan Snyder dancing gloriously, they turned a camera at Prez Murphy. The melancholic look on Murphy's face seemed to say, "Off with heads! Lets start with the Polar Bear!" I have a 2005 bottle of "Twenty-Four by Charles Woodson" stored in my wine cellar. As the original anti-polar bear - humble folks who want to see Thompson's head on a silver plate - I've been saving it for the day Thompson's GM of my beloved Pack no more.

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