Official Vikings Jello Salad II

[pbmax]

Yikes. You think Starks was headed out for his early morning workout? Or headed home after a long night? If the latter, that might explain why he didn't suffer more damage (drunks bounce).

I am thinking he had a late night of Scattergories with friends and fell asleep on their couch. It wasn't comfortable, so he got up early and was driving home well rested for 4 AM.

[Fritz]

Yikes. You think Starks was headed out for his early morning workout? Or headed home after a long night? If the latter, that might explain why he didn't suffer more damage (drunks bounce).

Well, if it was a long night out then either Starks was the designated driver, or the cops were lying, as the reports said no alcohol or illegal substances was a factor.

[hoosier]

So much for my theory. Scattergories might explain the late night, but how to explain this?

The crash report states that the semi was stopped for a flashing red light when it crossed Radisson St and hit Starks’ vehicle, which was northbound on N. Webster Ave. The semi hit the driver side of Starks’ vehicle. Starks’ vehicle came to a rest on the grass on the east side of N. Webster Ave.

http://wbay.com/2016/12/22/report-ja...ler-last-week/

The semi could not have been stopped for a red light when it crossed through the intersection, that is simply impossible. I suspect a coverup. Maybe Starks got a glimpse of the semi, thought it was his offensive line and, like a flash, propelled himself right into it.

[pbmax]

So much for my theory. Scattergories might explain the late night, but how to explain this?

http://wbay.com/2016/12/22/report-ja...ler-last-week/

The semi could not have been stopped for a red light when it crossed through the intersection, that is simply impossible. I suspect a coverup. Maybe Starks got a glimpse of the semi, thought it was his offensive line and, like a flash, propelled himself right into it.

I knew a guy who was quite a serious racquetball player. He had a friend who was close to top level - no idea if there is a pro circuit or not, but when young he played the best players from across the country.

My friend claimed that his buddy would go into a dream like state when driving, normally scaring the other passengers with his inattentiveness. When my friend asked where his mind went during those moments, the guy claimed to be reliving matches from years ago, shot by shot.

[hoosier]

I wonder if John McEnroe is scary to ride with.

[Cheesehead Craig]

AP is out.

[pbmax]

^ Soft!! Quitter! Doesn't he want to go out with his teammates anymore?

[Cheesehead Craig]

^ Soft!! Quitter! Doesn't he want to go out with his teammates anymore?

I think he's out due to a pulled groin. I guess he was trying to get another baby mama pregnant.

[pbmax]

No Matthews or Rodgers status on report, so they are 100% a go. Elliot and Starks are out. Tretter still limited participant. Just guessing but if he needs this much rehab weekly to get ready to play, he might be in line for surgery in the offseason.

[Joemailman]

Jayrone Elliott out. Damn. I think the OLB position is the biggest issue right now. With an inconsistent secondary, the Packers need the OLB's to be healthy enough to provide a good pass rush if they're going to be a threat in January.

[Fritz]

Jayrone Elliott out. Damn. I think the OLB position is the biggest issue right now. With an inconsistent secondary, the Packers need the OLB's to be healthy enough to provide a good pass rush if they're going to be a threat in January.

Time for the Fracker to step up.

[Joemailman]

Time for the Fracker to step up.

Yes. he's probably not stout enough at this point (6-5, 245) to hold up against the run, but they need him to provide some pass rush. He had only 4 defensive snaps last week in his 1st game back from an injury. Hope to see him more this week.

[gbgary]

AP is out.

turf monster again?

[Harlan Huckleby]

7:18 PM. I just discovered game is tomorrow, not xmas day.

Tragedy narrowly averted.

[Patler]

I saw Elliot on McCarren's TV program. He had two fingers splinted together. He showed it and talked about it. He played the second half last weekend with the hand "clubbed". Kind of hard to believe this keeps him out this week.