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  • #16
    Now if bobble shows up to make the obligatory reply, we should be all set.

    red will show up after the first three and out to declare the team isn't ready and McCarthy should be fired during the next commercial break.

    Bretsky shows up at halftime to declare all is lost and only the Young Pup Wolf can save the franchise from sliding into the Fox River. Somehow we will work Odell Thurman and Chad Jackson into conversation.

    Harvey shows up to slip Bretsky some Benadryl so he sleeps through the 3rd Quarter. Also makes 3 points that give you just enough to continue to hope. He will also predict a Kerridge touchdown that somehow happens.

    Patler will pop in at halftime to remind us that the rule that just boned the Packers was a modification of a previous rule that previously boned the Packers. He will also be curt because his attention is divided between the Packers game and a junior league hockey game in Manitoba.

    Someone, I honestly don't remember which poster, will have switched from Living Room to Garage to Car to basement, looking to change the team's luck.

    I will get four calls from work. If the score is within 2 touchdowns, they all get ignored.
    Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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    • #17
      Also Fritz will continue to be very pessimistic, as he is almost certainly right.

      Zool shows up in 4th Quarter to tell everyone that arguing on the internet is for fools. This will be his 12,000th post on PackerRats.
      Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Tony Oday View Post
        We losended 35-20. No real chance in this game.
        The Giants haven't scored more than 28 points in a single game this season and average 19.4 points per game.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by pbmax View Post
          Now if bobble shows up to make the obligatory reply, we should be all set.

          red will show up after the first three and out to declare the team isn't ready and McCarthy should be fired during the next commercial break.

          Bretsky shows up at halftime to declare all is lost and only the Young Pup Wolf can save the franchise from sliding into the Fox River. Somehow we will work Odell Thurman and Chad Jackson into conversation.

          Harvey shows up to slip Bretsky some Benadryl so he sleeps through the 3rd Quarter. Also makes 3 points that give you just enough to continue to hope. He will also predict a Kerridge touchdown that somehow happens.

          Patler will pop in at halftime to remind us that the rule that just boned the Packers was a modification of a previous rule that previously boned the Packers. He will also be curt because his attention is divided between the Packers game and a junior league hockey game in Manitoba.

          Someone, I honestly don't remember which poster, will have switched from Living Room to Garage to Car to basement, looking to change the team's luck.

          I will get four calls from work. If the score is within 2 touchdowns, they all get ignored.

          Don't forget that Red also needs to post multiple pictures of scantily-clad young women in the opposing team's scanty fan garb.

          You'll also all be saying "Geez, Fritz was right" when we're all posting after the loss next week on the "Who Should Be Fired?" thread.
          "The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."

          KYPack

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Teamcheez1 View Post
            The Giants haven't scored more than 28 points in a single game this season and average 19.4 points per game.
            They get to throw against out D now.
            Swede: My expertise in this area is extensive. The essential difference between a "battleship" and an "aircraft carrier" is that an aircraft carrier requires five direct hits to sink, but it takes only four direct hits to sink a battleship.

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            • #21
              This just in: Marshall Newhouse is still starting at RT.

              Packers in a walkover 31-12.

              If they somehow lose, heads need to roll. That's for you Fritz

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Fritz View Post
                Don't forget that Red also needs to post multiple pictures of scantily-clad young women in the opposing team's scanty fan garb.

                You'll also all be saying "Geez, Fritz was right" when we're all posting after the loss next week on the "Who Should Be Fired?" thread.
                Hell yeah, bring on the scantily clad ladies. Not sure I can do anything about it at my age, but they are still nice to look at.

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                • #23
                  giants WR's are waaaaaay better then what the lions had, and they destroyed us

                  this is gonna be a shootout, and we're gonna need to score a ton today

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                  • #24
                    Marshall Newhouse should cure Matthews aching shoulder.
                    Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by red View Post
                      giants WR's are waaaaaay better then what the lions had, and they destroyed us

                      this is gonna be a shootout, and we're gonna need to score a ton today
                      Please post pics.
                      Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by pbmax View Post
                        Please post pics.
                        i only did that once this year, i'm not sure it had much effect

                        and i don't want to jinx anything

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                        • #27
                          I nominate Joe Kerridge for the Fuckdoggle award, for stepping in after Ripkowski plays one snap and goes to the locker room.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by pbmax View Post
                            Marshall Newhouse should cure Matthews aching shoulder.
                            i don't know if anyone can cure whatever is going on with clay

                            all i know is that he's not the same dominate player that he once was

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by red View Post
                              i only did that once this year, i'm not sure it had much effect

                              and i don't want to jinx anything
                              Did it result in a win?
                              Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by red View Post
                                giants WR's are waaaaaay better then what the lions had, and they destroyed us

                                this is gonna be a shootout, and we're gonna need to score a ton today
                                This is what I'm thinking as well. Giants D is tough.....gonna be a war.
                                C.H.U.D.

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