Lions Coach Arrested - DRIVING NUDE

[Zool]

I had no idea driving nude was illegal.

No more summer drives in the buff for you, eh?

Well I'm a rebel, so I'm not lettin the man keep me down.

[run pMc]

LMAO

Why do you suppose he was driving without pants?

[MJZiggy]

I hope he at least had a towel on the seat...ewwww.

[Iron Mike]

C'mon, like the rest of you have NEVER driven around nude!!!!!

Go ahead--add the experience to the "How Much Are You Worth?" thread!!! I need to catch up to Tarlam!

[oregonpackfan]

Another fine personnel decision by GM Matt Millen!

The Lions have to give Cullen credit for something. At least while he wasn't carrying the Lions' playbook in his back pocket while driving nude.

OPF

[sharpe1027]

Man, I feel sorry for the poor officer that had to witness that. I bet he didn't even have to bother asking "Sir, have you been drinking?"

[Willard]

Another fine personnel decision by GM Matt Millen!

The Lions have to give Cullen credit for something. At least while he wasn't carrying the Lions' playbook in his back pocket while driving nude.

OPF

Don't be so sure. I hear the results of the cavity search have not been released to the public yet.

[Guiness]

Congradulations Willard.

You made me think about that.

[Cheesehead Craig]

At least I hope that his car had cloth seats and not leather. Otherwise, when he tries to get out... OUCH!

[mngolf19]

Wow - that officially makes the Pack the upstanding citizens of the NFC North, and it was settled before the first game of the season!

Chicago has a player go postal in a waffle house.
Minnesota has a player run from the cops while drunk.
Detroit has a drunken coach driving around nude. Let's be thankful HE wasn't on a Hyabusa.

We've been clean so far, right? Or did I miss something?

Damn. Just remembered C.Rodgers shooting off the gun outside a night club. Ok, but this incident with the coach still raises the bar!

Minnesota cut their problem child listed above and he is now being looked at by the Pack. You want to change your tune?

[Fritz]

"Well I'm a rebel, so I'm not lettin the man keep me down."
-Zool

Does the man keep you up?

I'm telling you, the Lions. When Marinelli first started, I was a little worried. Maybe this guy would bring the discipline needed, and Martz would kick start the offense.

But after hearing Marinelli refer to his "men" over and over, after seeing him fly them to the west coast the day of a game to make sure they were tough, after this whole driving-nude coach thing, I'm wondering if maybe there was a reason this dude was a defensive line coach his whole career. I could be wrong, of course. I'll hold my breath and wait.

Go Pack.

[KYPack]

The truth in this Cullen story is turning out to be way goofier than fiction.

Cullen was tooling around nude and drunk when he decided he was hungry.

So he pulled into Wendy's! Ya know, the drive thru, where ya get yer food when yer naked. Nutz does it all the time.

The cat that took his order told the guy at the second window that the next customer was naked!.

The guy had Cullen pull out of line and took him his order.

Evidently, the drive in people called the cops on the coach.

Cullen isn't that big of an animal, he only ordered a single.