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BRETSKY'S TJ WATT PLAYMAKER
Aaron Rodgers GB - QB
Doug Baldwin Sea - WR
Adam Thielen Min - WR
Mark Ingram NO - RB
Todd Gurley II LAR - RB
Zach Ertz Phi - TE
Matthew Stafford Det - QB
Greg Zuerlein LAR - K

PROJECTION: 139.73


CHEESHEADCRAIG'S DUNDERDUMMY
Jared Goff LAR - QB
Antonio Brown Pit - WR
A.J. Green Cin - WR
Dion Lewis NE - RB
Jordan Howard Chi - RB
Cameron Brate TB - TE
Kirk Cousins Was - QB
Wil Lutz NO - K
Jacksonville Jax - DEF

PROJECTION: 126.63

Unofficial lineups, subject to change and Yahoo has the final word.

Final note: Auto correct wants to change Dunderdummy to Wunderdummy. So Siri sides with Dom.

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My entire team showed up and grunted it out for the big Thompson Division matchup with Bretsky. Everyone beat their projection so far.

But the glory boy QBs Brady and Wilson are farting around enough to drag the team down to defeat.

[Bretsky]

[QUOTE=pbmax;957862]My entire team showed up and grunted it out for the big Thompson Division matchup with Bretsky. Everyone beat their projection so far.



It was there for you to take; like the Packers today

[Cheesehead Craig]

I believe I rightfully got my ass kicked. It was a season of fortunate scheduling for me. Not so much this week.

[HarveyWallbangers]

HARV
QB Tom Brady - 15.72
RB Kareem Hunt - 39.60
RB Kenyan Drake - 23.30
WR Larry Fitzgerald - 11.00
WR Doug Baldwin - 1.60
TE Zach Ertz - 17.60
FLEX Cam Newton - 31.48
PK Greg Zuerlein - 9.00
DEF Minnesota - 17.00

TOTAL - 166.30

SWEDE
QB Alex Smith - 18.54
RB Alvin Kamara - 24.30
RB Mike Davis - 5.90
WR Michael Thomas - 24.30
WR Davante Adams - 16.70
TE Rob Gronkowski - 27.80
FLEX Michael Crabtree - 22.90
PK Justin Tucker - 10.00
DEF Denver - 5.00

TOTAL - 152.40

[swede]

Given the unfortunate situation brought about by embarrassing allegations of kitten-juggling (Someone I trusted said they were cats of sufficient age for juggling), and for not knowing what diddling actually meant when having otherwise respectful conversations with the Packerrats interns, I will be putting my team up for sale after the season is over. I apologize for any shame I have brought to this proud organization.

Edit: Madtown has warned me, for propriety's sake, not to entertain any offers until after the season is over, at which time his cousin 'tino will purchase the team.

[Cheesehead Craig]

I'm down 158-78. And I have 1 guy left to go.

Yep, ass kicking.

[Freak Out]

Ha ha ha...Dinah Moe Humm!

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Bretsky 158.58 wins over 87.24 Dunderdummy (CCraig)

So in the Rat Bowl Finals its Wallbangers versus Bretsky/TJWatt

and Craig/Dunderdummy versus swede/Eastons in the consolation bracket


On a more personal note, the good players of 23TacklingMachine really showed up against the second highest point scorer of the week, TJWatt. But those lazy bastards Tom Brady, Russell Wilson and Jason Witten really let their teammates down, directly causing a 142 to 158 loss. Proving that Brett Hundley is a better QB than Brady and probably better than Wilson.

I hope next year all three are playing team handball in Europe.

[HarveyWallbangers]

HARV
QB Cam Newton
RB Kareem Hunt
RB Kenyan Drake
WR Larry Fitzgerald
WR Doug Baldwin
TE Zach Ertz
FLEX Drew Brees*
PK Chris Boswell
DEF Minnesota

*I may switch out Brees for Brady yet.

BRETSKY
QB Jared Goff
RB Todd Gurley
RB Mark Ingram
WR Doug Baldwin
WR Adam Thielen
TE Zach Ertz
FLEX Matthew Stafford
PK Chris Boswell
DEF LA Chargers

Damn, Baldwin, Ertz, and Boswell playing for both teams. I have Stafford on my bench. We both also have Josh Gordon and Greg Olsen.

[Bretsky]

HARV
QB Cam Newton
RB Kareem Hunt
RB Kenyan Drake
WR Larry Fitzgerald
WR Doug Baldwin
TE Zach Ertz
FLEX Drew Brees*
PK Chris Boswell
DEF Minnesota

*I may switch out Brees for Brady yet.

BRETSKY
QB Jared Goff
RB Todd Gurley
RB Mark Ingram
WR Doug Baldwin
WR Adam Thielen
TE Zach Ertz
FLEX Matthew Stafford
PK Chris Boswell
DEF LA Chargers

Damn, Baldwin, Ertz, and Boswell playing for both teams. I have Stafford on my bench. We both also have Josh Gordon and Greg Olsen.

Good Luck Harv; I may swap some of these still. Have not looked at em much this week. I figured I"d win last week; I had great matchups.
When I looked a our lineups yesterday I figured my chances this week are not good. You have some great matchups at QB (Newton) and Defense (against our sad GBP) and I don't have any of those matchups that bring a huge smile to you face before the game even starts

[Bretsky]

HARV
QB Cam Newton
RB Kareem Hunt
RB Kenyan Drake
WR Larry Fitzgerald
WR Doug Baldwin
TE Zach Ertz
FLEX Drew Brees*
PK Chris Boswell
DEF Minnesota

*I may switch out Brees for Brady yet.

BRETSKY
QB Jared Goff
RB Todd Gurley
RB Mark Ingram
WR Doug Baldwin
WR Adam Thielen
TE Zach Ertz
FLEX Matthew Stafford
PK Chris Boswell
DEF LA Chargers

Damn, Baldwin, Ertz, and Boswell playing for both teams. I have Stafford on my bench. We both also have Josh Gordon and Greg Olsen.

I think I"m going with Mike Evans instead of Baldwin; coin toss. Odds are I'll be wrong

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Harv with 109/135 score/projection,

Bretsky with 135/160.

Bretsky leading going into Raiders and Eagles game. Its for all the Tostitos!

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Congratulations to Bretsky, the Rat Bowl Champion for 2017!!

Bretsky defeated Harvey's Wallbangers 162 to 136 (give or take a fractional point or two-tab crashed before transcription).

Thanks to everyone for playing and taking part and keeping it competitive all season. We had only one down team in Thompson and even they took 3 games off good teams.

We'll see you again next June.

[Bretsky]

Congratulations to Bretsky, the Rat Bowl Champion for 2017!!

Bretsky defeated Harvey's Wallbangers 162 to 136 (give or take a fractional point or two-tab crashed before transcription).

Thanks to everyone for playing and taking part and keeping it competitive all season. We had only one down team in Thompson and even they took 3 games off good teams.

We'll see you again next June.

Back to Back; like the NE Patriots ....lol

I think the FB karma gods allow me to win due to my name seleciion.

Last year I was Eliott Wolf when he should be the Packers GM
This year I was TJ Watt Playmakers when he should have been our 1st round draft pick

If I can't come up with a creative name I'll be done.