Originally posted by Anti-Polar Bear
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fat mike- "ok jeff, this is you, when they snap the ball, i want you to run in a straight line as fast as you can, then catch the ball"
janis- whats that?
FM- thats a dot that represents you
janis- is that what i really look like?
FM- no
janis- whats that?
FM- thats a straight line, it represents the route you run
janis- how come that line doesn't have curves?
FM- because its a STRAIGHT line. GONNA NEED A CHEESEBURGER OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
janis- ok, so then what do i do there?
FM- hold on i'm eating
janis- look a butterfly
FM- ok, that spot there is where you catch the ball
janis- the what?
FM- the ball
janis- but i don't want to get hit with the ball
FM- thats why you catch it..... GONNA NEED A CHOCOLATE SHAKE OVER HERE!!!!!!!!
janis- that thing looks like a line
FM- thats because it is a line, thats the route you run
janis- ok got it
FM- so why are you standing here?
janis- oh, you want me to run it?
FM- yes, now get in there....... thats the other team jeff, you're on the green team


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