Is Rodgers Clavicle Getting The Best Care?

[QBME]

He was probably miffed that Puig and Bellinger both took the collar

Boo!

[mraynrand]

http://instantrimshot.com/

“I was playing chess with my friend and he said, ‘Let’s make this interesting’. So we stopped playing chess.”

“I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one time.”

“I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.”

“Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last long if you’re fat.”

“You can’t lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, then what you’ve lost is a pigeon.”

[QBME]

“You can’t lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, then what you’ve lost is a pigeon.”

HA! Saved the best for last.

[Cheesehead Craig]

There's just a clavicle-ade of jokes in here.

[mraynrand]

There's just a clavicle-ade of jokes in here.

that was good. It was Joycean - like "Wim with Jim"

[mraynrand]

“My Dad said, always leave them wanting more. Ironically, that’s how he lost his job in disaster relief.”

“The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.”

“My Dad told me to invest my money in bonds. So I bought 100 copies of Goldfinger.”

[Pugger]

This thread is a bonafide groaner.

[mraynrand]

“I am writing a film script about going back in time to stop Hitler’s parents meeting at the Austrian Enchantment ‘Under The Sea’ dance. It’s called ‘Back to the Fuhrer’!”

[mraynrand]

“Crash Investigations is my favourite TV show, I’ve seen every episode. Here’s a tip for the new viewers: if the show starts with the pilots being interviewed… it will be a boring episode.”

[hoosier]

This is like listening to my kids practice their jokes. Fiftieth iteration is not necessarily more amusing.

[mraynrand]

This is like listening to my kids practice their jokes. Fiftieth iteration is not necessarily more amusing.

You can do what I did with my kids: ignore them

[gbgary]

i went to the dentist the other day. "hey doc...my teeth are yellow." he said, "wear a brown tie."

[hoosier]

You can do what I did with my kids: ignore them

.....What?

[hoosier]

i went to the dentist the other day. "hey doc...my teeth are yellow." he said, "wear a brown tie."

That reminds me of an off topic joke, not to say off color: What is brown and sticky?

[Smidgeon]

That reminds me of an off topic joke, not to say off color: What is brown and sticky?

A stick.