Yoko 2.0

[Zool]

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/22111469/danica-patrick-confirms-dating-green-bay-packers-qb-aaron-rodgers

Patrick, a Chicago Bears fan, confirmed Monday she is dating the Green Bay Packers quarterback.
"Yes, Aaron and I are dating," Patrick told The Associated Press.

[Vincenzo]

She’s totally hot, has that hot Shania Twain look......drool.

[gbgary]

some chicago media outlet/person said she was dating the brother of the Bachelor winner. lol

[red]

i guess she can't race for shit, but shes hot as all hell

very nice

[Teamcheez1]

I'm sure she'll take Aaron for a ride.

[Harlan Huckleby]

I have a brother-in-law who has a recording of racing sounds, cars zooming around a track, that he plays while working on cars in his garage.

I wonder if Danica has something like that playing in the bedroom.

I have a hard time seeing this California-Nascar love connection.

[Freak Out]

At least he's not living with Clay Mathews.

[mraynrand]

I'm sure she'll take Aaron for a ride.

He needs a tune up. Maybe she'll put him on the rack. Pop the clutch. Change his oil. Lube the Chassis. Test his piston compression. Clean his fuel injectors.

OK I'll stop.

[mraynrand]

I have a hard time seeing this California-Nascar love connection.

She has Napa know-how. No really, I'm done now.

[Pugger]

I thought I heard she was going to compete in the Daytona and Indy 500 this spring and then call it a career.

[KYPack]

I pretty much assumed she was gay.

Oh well, them gay babies line up a Bretsky situation much easier than the straight girls.

[pbmax]

I have a brother-in-law who has a recording of racing sounds, cars zooming around a track, that he plays while working on cars in his garage.

I wonder if Danica has something like that playing in the bedroom.

I have a hard time seeing this California-Nascar love connection.

Lotta race tracks in California. Just a question of what kind of body type you are into.

[3irty1]

I pretty much assumed she was gay.

Oh well, them gay babies line up a Bretsky situation much easier than the straight girls.

Here's a theory: this is a mutual beard situation

[Anti-Polar Bear]

I pretty much assumed she was gay.

Oh well, them gay babies line up a Bretsky situation much easier than the straight girls.

Plenty of female athletes are gay.

However, driving a car in a circle at high speed takes skills, but so does flying an airplane. Airline pilots aren't athletes, and neither are NASCAR drivers. Therefore, Miss Danica ain't gay.

If I were Rodgers, I'd go for J-Law or Rihanna or that hot Asian chick from that Family Guy episode that saw Bill Maher make a cameo.

[mraynrand]

Plenty of female athletes are gay.

However, driving a car in a circle at high speed takes skills, but so does flying an airplane. Airline pilots aren't athletes, and neither are NASCAR drivers. Therefore, Miss Danica ain't gay.

If I were Rodgers, I'd go for J-Law or Rihanna or that hot Asian chick from that Family Guy episode that saw Bill Maher make a cameo.

let's break down the 'syllogism':
- Plenty of female athletes are gay
- Driving a car at high speed requires skill
- Flying an airplane requires skill
- Airline pilots are not athletes
- NASCAR drivers are not athletes
Conclusion: Danica Patrick isn't a lesbian
Corollary conclusion: Dr. John Holmes, MD, Ph.D. would be very disappointed in your lack of logic