PackerRats 1st Round Mock Draft

[mraynrand]

OK, bobble has until 10 PM tonight and then anyone on the board at that time can pick.

EDIT: I take this back. I will make the pick.

Let it go a few more days. I kinda want to see Woody totally decompensate.

[esoxx]

OK, bobble has until 10 PM tonight and then anyone on the board at that time can pick.

EDIT: I take this back. I will make the pick.

You should go ahead and just make the pick now. Bobble's down in Key West probably banging a chick. Pretty sure the Packerrats mock draft is the last thing on his mind right now.

[mraynrand]

You should go ahead and just make the pick now. Bobble's down in Key West probably banging a chick. Pretty sure the Packerrats mock draft is the last thing on his mind right now.

Seriously, how difficult can it be. Unless he's taking viagra, there has to be some 'down time' where he can drop a pick.

[esoxx]

Seriously, how difficult can it be. Unless he's taking viagra, there has to be some 'down time' where he can drop a pick.

Maybe he dropped some acid and is tripping, who knows. Isn't it Hedonism Week down there right now or is that in October? Can be a freak show.

[mraynrand]

Maybe he dropped some acid and is tripping, who knows. Isn't it Hedonism Week down there right now or is that in October? Can be a freak show.

fair enough. But no filling in until Woodhead reaches Defcon 1.

[pbmax]

Let it go a few more days. I kinda want to see Woody totally decompensate.

I was on board for this while Woody and Bretsky were being driven to distraction, but then Joe commented and since this whole thing is really his doing normally, I thought it better not to drag it out.

[pbmax]

My assistant Uhura has checked all channels, Twitter accounts, PMs, email servers and Russia Today messages boards, but no message from Bobble is available.

Actually I was worried we lost the credentials to the PackerRats Twitter account as my version of the Twitter app had expired and I couldn't retrieve any credentials from it. But a long ago PM from Mad got me back in with TweetDeck. Still no bobble though.

[pbmax]

You should go ahead and just make the pick now. Bobble's down in Key West probably banging a chick. Pretty sure the Packerrats mock draft is the last thing on his mind right now.

I too prefer to think about baseball.

[woodbuck27]

Seriously, how difficult can it be. Unless he's taking viagra, there has to be some 'down time' where he can drop a pick.

I found your Stamp (above) mraynrand.

To respond to your (thought !?), that's assuming, unlike you mraynrand; bobblehead might be able to put two consecutive decent thoughts together.

[Joemailman]

I was on board for this while Woody and Bretsky were being driven to distraction, but then Joe commented and since this whole thing is really his doing normally, I thought it better not to drag it out.

Somebody had talked about the possibility of doing Round 2. If we're gonna do that, we would need to conclude this relatively quickly.

[woodbuck27]

mraynrand unlike you I'm way too cool.

So if it's time that has to be wasted where I come from it isn't. We'll simply start telling jokes to bide the time bye.

A Newfie is walking home kicking old bottles, when a genie pops out of one.

"I can grant you three wishes," says the genie, "so choose wisely."

The Newfie says "Give me a beer that'll never run out."

A bottle appears in the Newfie's hand and he downs it, but when we pulls it away from his mouth it's still full.

The happy Newfie continues walking home. The genie says "Hey, you still have two wishes left!"

"Oh," says the Newfie, "gimme two more of these then!"

[woodbuck27]

This one will challenge you mraynrand:

An Ontarian, an Albertan, and a Newfie are running from the cops.

They run into an alley and see a pile of sacks, which they decide to hide in.

The cops follow them into the alley and kick the bag with the Ontarian in it. The Ontarian goes "meow!" and the cops go "Ah, it's just a bag full of cats."

They kick the bag with the Albertan in it, and he goes "woof!" and they're like, "OK, dog in a bag, whatever."

Then they kick the bag with the Newfie in it, and he goes

"potato!"

[woodbuck27]

You fellas from Madison, Wisconsin might relate to this joke !?

- A newfie named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt so badly that the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Clem and Zeke, came to do the job.

Clem went in first and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Clem said "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled him over and Clem took one look and said, "Nope, ain't Clyde."

Just to be safe the mortician brought in Zeke and Zeke took a look at him and said "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Zeke looked down and said "No, it ain't Clyde."

The mortician asked "How can you tell?

Zeke said "Well, Clyde had two assholes."

"What? He had two assholes?" said the mortician.

"Yup, everyone in town knew he had two assholes.

Every time we went to town, folks would say 'Here comes Clyde with them two assholes.' "

[woodbuck27]

Somebody had talked about the possibility of doing Round 2. If we're gonna do that, we would need to conclude this relatively quickly.

When you do another of these install these rules:

A.) The time limit between picks is a maximum 6 Hours between the hours 8 AM and 12 Midnight..

B.) Set the Mock up so that anyone of a maximum 19 members participating has to take a consecutive odd and even numbered Draft Position Team.

C.) Make the RULE that there will be no trades up or down.

With such RULES in place our Mocks etc. and picks will run smoothly.

We'll resemble an intelligent community.

This joke applies:

A newfie rolls into his factory job at 10:30.

The floor manager comes up to him and said,

"You should have been here at nine o'clock,"

to which the newfie responds

"Why, what happened?"

[woodbuck27]

One day a newfie goes to a carpenter and asks how much it would cost to build a wooden crate that is 1 inch tall, 1 inch wide, and 50 feet long.

When the carpenter asks what he needs it for, the newfie replies,

"The wife snapped her clothesline the other day, and I have to send it to Toronto to get it fixed."